1. Napping in places that definitely aren't your bed.
2. And setting timers so that your 15-minute nap doesn't accidentally become a 10-hour deep sleep.
3. Going to class (and pretty much everywhere) in your pyjamas.
4. Mixing vodka with water because you're too damn poor to afford a mixer.
5. Or mixing some kind of alcohol with juice in a mug and calling it a ~cocktail~.
6. Planning a fun night out which always just ends up with you drinking in your living room until you pass out at 2am.
7. Coming up with extremely and unnecessary complex drinking games.
8. And pouring boxed wine and juice into a bucket and calling it "being a good host".
9. Coming up with really genius ways to eat or prepare food.
The less effort the better.
10. And being able to go for long stretches of time without really eating a vegetable.
11. Spending all day in bed even though you have literally hundreds of things to do.
12. Drinking in an afternoon lecture.
13. Getting drunk every single night in a week.
14. Leaving presentation prep to the last minute so you have to pull something out of nowhere.
15. Staying up all night studying, fuelled by the potent mix of Red Bull and pure sugar.
16. Collecting free pens everywhere you go so you never have to buy stationery.
17. And leaving the house dressed only in a bed sheet and have it be perfectly acceptable.
