"So, if you're from Africa, why are you white?""That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.""Boo, you whore.""On Wednesdays we wear pink.""I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.""I'm sorry that people are jealous of me. I can't help it that I'm popular.""I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.""She doesn't even go here!""It's October 3rd.""Is butter a carb?""I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.""You go, Glenn Coco!""You can't sit with us!""Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die."Via Paramount Pictures
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