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If Hogwarts Students Were "Mean Girls" Characters

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Harry Potter would play Cady Heron.

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"The limit does not exist!"

Draco Malfoy would play Regina George.

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"Why are you so obsessed with me?"

Gregory Goyle would play Karen Smith.

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"I'm a mouse, duh!"

Vincent Crabbe would play Gretchen Wieners.

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"We should totally just STAB CAESAR!”

Ronald Weasley would play Damien Leigh.

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"She doesn't even go here!"

Hermione Granger would play Janis Ian.

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"You smell like a baby prostitute."

Ginny Weasley would play Aaron Samuels.

"Your face smells like peppermint!"
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"Your face smells like peppermint!"

Neville Longbottom would play Kevin G.

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“Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang.”

Luna Lovegood would play Bethany Byrd.

"One time she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."
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"One time she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."

And Moaning Myrtle would play Crying Girl.

"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
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"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."

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