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40 "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" Quotes For When You Need That Festive Instagram Caption

Oh, the Who-manity.

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1. And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare

2. Who-Roast Beast.

3. Am I just eating because I'm bored?

4. That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.

5. I don't know, it's some kind of soup.

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6. BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism.

7. It's because I'm green isn't it?

8. Whew... ha! Almost lost my *cool* there.

9. They fed you, they clothed you, and here they are today! Your old biddies!

10. We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! Mommy, tell it to stop!

11. I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.

12. He had hair. Not pleasant. He shed. Not right.

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13. Did I have a crush on the Grinch? Of COURSE not.

14. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.

15. Now pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!


17. Can I use your finger for a sec?

18. Too late. That'll be mine.

19. And if you marry me, you get this new car, which has been generously paid for by the taxpayers of Whoville.

20. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.

21. I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.

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22. All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you.

23. Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!

24. You don't have a chance with her. You're eight years old and you have a BEARD!

25. One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

26. Nice kid... baaad judge of character.

27. So whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos.

28. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial.

29. Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.

30. If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

31. Why, for year after year I've put up with it now.

32. What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?

33. Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

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34. Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.

35. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.

36. I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.

37. Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're *horribly mangled*, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

38. Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve, there happened a story you must see to believe.

39. You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn't about the... the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone... and me. I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here: my family.

40. Evening, folks. Mind if I squeeze in?

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