1. Allow me to introduce you to Mats Hummels. You can thank me later.
2. Needless to say, he's a staple on the German national football team, and you can see him here frolicking on the field at the ongoing Euro Championship in France.
3. But besides playing football, Mats has an obvious talent for looking stellar.
4. And his selfies are honestly from another planet.
5. Look at him doing things good-looking people do, like hanging out with other good-looking people.
6. Quick question: How do hot people find hot friends? Do they get invited to secret hot people society meetings? Seriously, HOW DOES IT WORK???
7. *desperately awaits an invite to the hot people secret society gathering*
8. Not even the blistering cold stopped Mats from blessing us with his perfect selfie smize.
9. Even while pumping gas, Mats looks hot as hell.
10. I mean, he may not have won the Euro (yet), but he won the Best Selfies title FOR SURE.
11. I'm just gonna leave this here for you.
12. And this.
13. MY OVARIES ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
14. Now, here comes the dreaded "but." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but Mats is happily married to German TV host Cathy Fischer.
15. And obviously she's a member of that secret good-looking people society too.
But hey, we can still dream.
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