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15 Britney Spears Faces All Unemployed College Graduates Will Recognize

"How come you don't have a job?" - Satan

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1. When someone says that they know of a position you can apply for.

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Wait, so you're saying there's actually an opening I haven't heard of? That's pretty much impossible.

2. When you can sense someone's about to ask you if you found a job.

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Please don't ask me that. I'm trying, OK? Let me live.

3. And when you decide to lie because that animal shelter you volunteered at one time back in high school kinda counts as a job.

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I mean, I haven't showed up there in, like, five years, but I think they still know my name so it's not really a lie.

4. When someone in college says they'll find a job right after they graduate.

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Good luck with that.

5. When someone assumes you have a job.

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Who, me? HAHAHA *proceeds to cry in the corner*

6. When you run into a former classmate and they ask you how your life has been since graduation.

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You know, same old, same old.

7. When a potential employer asks you if you've developed any new skills after graduation.

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Yeah, I got really good at dealing with rejection. I also taught myself how to blink weirdly. Surely, both of those will come in handy for this position?

8. And when you're done with the job interview and they say they will get back to you soon.

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But they don't. Or they send you one of those automatically generated noreply emails.

9. When one of your former classmates gets a job at your dream company and they brag about it on Facebook.

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*throws laptop through the window, grabs the goddamn ice-cream from the freezer, calls mom*

10. But then you realize that if you don't give them a like, you will seem like a sore loser.

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And you even go as far as writing a cheerful congratulatory comment with lots of emojis. Not sore AT ALL.

11. When someone says how great you are and that any employer would be lucky to have you working for them.

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Aw, that's really sweet, honey! I guess my applications just intimidate them. They will call one day when they find their balls.

12. When family members ask you what your plans for the future are.

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My plan is to sell all my furniture so I can afford my daily Starbucks.

13. When you try to figure out when exactly you made the wrong choice and you realize it was probably sometime in kindergarten.

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Should've played with legos instead of furbies. All the successful kids played with legos.

14. When you're trying to explain to someone that not being in school and not having a stable full time job is actually kinda the life.

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It's basically like summer break, but all year around. Well, besides the fact that you're poor, it's not summer, and all your friends are too busy to hang out.

15. When even your closest friends start asking you annoying questions, like "when will you get a job for real?"

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Not you and not today, satan.

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