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A Better Way To Spend The $213 Million NBC Paid Donald Trump For 'The Apprentice'

Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he made more than $213 Million off of The Apprentice over the last 14 years. Which got me thinking: What if NBC had spent that money another way?

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1. A 30-foot-high Wall Encircling Trump's Home in New York: $46 Million

It's not the wall that Donald wanted, but at least he got one.
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It's not the wall that Donald wanted, but at least he got one.

2. Bottle of Trump Vodka: $31

It only seems fair after he unleashed this monstrosity on the world that the Donald be forced to actually taste it.
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It only seems fair after he unleashed this monstrosity on the world that the Donald be forced to actually taste it.

3. Hair Transplant Surgery: $100,000

I know, I know, Donald. You don't like to admit defeat, but when your hair looks this ridiculous it might be time to price out a proper hair-transplant. Or maybe invest in a Wig that isn't made out of tiny kites.
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I know, I know, Donald. You don't like to admit defeat, but when your hair looks this ridiculous it might be time to price out a proper hair-transplant. Or maybe invest in a Wig that isn't made out of tiny kites.

4. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Person-to-Person Lending: $11

While Trump himself has "never" filed for bankruptcy, his corporations have done so four times. Maybe it's time Trump learns and important part of loans is NOT DEFAULTING ON THEM.
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While Trump himself has "never" filed for bankruptcy, his corporations have done so four times. Maybe it's time Trump learns and important part of loans is NOT DEFAULTING ON THEM.

5. Apology Notes to the 4.7 Million Average Viewers of 'The Apprentice': $23.5 Million

Donald should feel luck we're not making him apologize to the 20.7 Million average viewers from season 1.
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Donald should feel luck we're not making him apologize to the 20.7 Million average viewers from season 1.

6. Buying Back All 2 Million Copies of Trump: The Game: $30 Million

It's the least we could do so that he doesn't accidentally impart his 'business savvy' on unsuspecting children.
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It's the least we could do so that he doesn't accidentally impart his 'business savvy' on unsuspecting children.

7. Completely Erasing Trump from the Internet: $89 Million

I haven't priced it out yet, but it might actually be easier to just scrap the internet and start over.
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I haven't priced it out yet, but it might actually be easier to just scrap the internet and start over.

8. Another Season of 'Whitney' to Fill the 'Apprentice' Timeslot: $24.4 Million

Why not. Whatever new show they put there will just get canceled anyway.
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Why not. Whatever new show they put there will just get canceled anyway.

See, NBC, It's Not That Hard to Spend $213 Million Needlessly!

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