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1. This facial fitness flapper that's like a Shake Weight but for your mouth.
2. A shockingly accurate pillow for your significant other.
3. For the adventurous urbanites, a field identification guide to those that have been lost.
4. If you have a sagging problem, look no further than The Ball Lifter.
5. A mushroom hat that's being advertised by one of the most terrifying models of all time.
6. Keep your pup nice and fluffy after a bath with a dog drying bag.
7. Succumb to feeling Canadian with a refreshing blast from some of this breath spray.
8. This Pot o' Gold cookie cutter that is definitely a dick.
9. This toilet poncho to save you from your worst nightmares.
10. Release all your pent up rage into a scream jar.
11. Send a message to anyone in the world on a potato.
12. This wall mural that appears to be a nun performing fellatio on a unicorn.
13. This anatomically correct whale dildo to make you realize that your own fetishes pale in comparison.
14. This nutty heart-shaped bike light to draw attention from every passing car.
15. Have you ever just wanted to know what it's like to get a blow job by a fish? For a small price, you can find out for yourself.
16. Fine art can now be printed on a coffee mug, everyone go home.
17. A texturized "massage glove" that's here to enhance your love life and high-fives.
