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17 Totally Awesome Things For Your Desk

For example, a FOOT HAMMOCK.

1. This foot hammock lets you relax your feet or a tiny hamster at your desk ($13).

Let's hope that your co-workers don't hammock you.

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2. This mug warmer keeps your hilarious coffee mug warm from the cold office environment ($10).

It's made by Mr.Coffee, but there is no Mrs.Coffee; I checked. So he's available.

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3. This really cheap, but good, fan blows ($14).

It can rotate up and down, so it looks like an animal waiting to be pet.

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4. This mini-arm/hand pillow enables you to sleep on the job more comfortably than ever before ($13)!

Just put a pencil in your hand and it will look like you're taking notes. I did that a lot in high school. I was a terrible student.

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5. Buy some cheap carpet samples and lay them down on your desk ($5)!

Put it under your keyboard for that furry-home feel. It's like typing on top of your pet! Except not!

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6. This stapleless stapler origamis the shit out of your stack of papers ($13).

I hope the company doesn't fold.

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7. This balance ball chair helps you build a better core by just sitting ($80).

Have a ball on this chair.

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8. Spruce up your desk landscape with some sweet succulents ($25)!

They call them succulents, but they don't suck.

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9. This tiny and silent humidifier keeps your skin from being dry ($17).

My skin is almost as dry as my humor.

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10. Enjoy the look of a plant without the upkeep with this potted grass phone/pen stand ($12).

This just might be the write plant for you.

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11. Become the envy of your co-workers as you display all the cool shit you've done on a corkboard/whiteboard combo ($30)!

12. Insta-hide your NSFW websites from your boss with this stealth foot switch ($20).

You can toetally get away with reading BuzzFeed at work now.

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13. Use T-pins to hang up your pride and joy office supplies ($2).

14. Keep your impressively large stash of food under your desk and away from predators with this tiny refrigerator ($91).

I would like to think that this fridge is pretty cool. Because that is its job. To keep things cool.

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15. Comfortably eat at your desk and easily wash away the crumbs, mustard, cheese sauce, and mayo with this washable keyboard ($80)!

Don't mix those condiments together. It's not good.

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16. Watch your workday click down until closing time with this flip clock ($34).

It's time to get a new clock.

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17. Buy this bag of googly eyes and personify every object you can find in your office ($5).

You'll have to mustard up some creativity here to ketchup with me.

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Oh, also, fuck printers.

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