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    Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

    A set of giant Bananagrams, penguin screwdrivers, and sushi soap: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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    Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

    I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

    Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

    Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!


    1. This stain-resistant bean bag chair—an easy addition to any dorm room.

    They should just call them, human-bean chairs.

    Get it on Amazon for $42 (available in sapphire and black).

    2. An insulated bento box with a thermos for hot food.

    The integrated thermos is handy, so you don't get all bento-outta shape when your soup gets cold.

    Get it on Amazon for $40 (available in blue, green, and pink).

    3. This penguin-shaped screwdriver... it's probably the cutest tool I've seen.

    A screwdriver penguin?! Now that's definitely not gonna fly.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.

    4. These fabric unicorn earrings that are unilaterally adorable.

    Yay, or neigh on these?

    Get them from Amazon for $7.

    5. These sliding webcam covers to give you a little peace of mind from prowling eyes.

    I hear these are all the rage with private eyes.

    Get a three-pack from Amazon for $11.

    6. This fire missiles button that'll replace your old boring cigarette lighter.

    These aren't for everyone. You really have to commit and rocket.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.

    7. A crumple-able map of your favorite city.

    I hope the company doesn't fold.

    Get it from Amazon for $16 (available for many cities around the world that you can find here).

    8. These pizza-shaped notecards that fit into paper plate envelopes for that soirée you're planning.

    Other pizza cards cost a little more dough.

    Get a box of 12 on Amazon for $11.

    9. This retro flip-down clock to click and clack its way into your heart.

    Still deciding? Put it on your watch list.

    Get it from Amazon for $36.

    10. These antimicrobial tooth brushes with ultra-soft bristles that take it easy on your gums. / Via

    They keep a floss-ophy to be more sustainable.

    Get it from Boie for $12 (available in four colors).

    11. This inflatable solar lantern you can pack down to a small size when it's not in use.

    Let's just hope they don't deflate your spirits.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.

    12. A full-face snorkel mask to give you a better view under the ocean.

    Diver?! I hardly know her!

    Get it on Amazon for $42 (available in three colors).

    13. This giant avocado pool float—it leaves room for you in the pit.

    It's actually a big hass avocado float.

    Get it from Amazon for $25.

    14. A set of sushi-shaped goat milk soap for moisturizing your hands (plus, looking delicious).

    Oh man, I've goat to have these in my bathroom.

    Get a three-pack from soapopotamus for $10.

    15. This child-size shark costume that's downright adorable.

    It'll have them lookin' real shark!

    Get it from the thetiredbears on Etsy for $47.

    16. A jar of liquid hair chalk so you can test fire that exotic color.

    Just don't let the hair color get to your head.

    Get it from ShareeBoutique on Etsy for $5 (just request in any color of your choice).

    17. This set of jumbo Bananagrams for beach time play.

    Bananagrams will never lose its appeal on a beach.

    Get them from Amazon for $46.

    THE END.

    But there is always last week's edition that you can find here. ;D

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