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A set of giant Bananagrams, penguin screwdrivers, and sushi soap: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This stain-resistant bean bag chair—an easy addition to any dorm room.

They should just call them, human-bean chairs.Get it on Amazon for $42 (available in sapphire and black).
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They should just call them, human-bean chairs.

Get it on Amazon for $42 (available in sapphire and black).

2. An insulated bento box with a thermos for hot food.

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The integrated thermos is handy, so you don't get all bento-outta shape when your soup gets cold.

Get it on Amazon for $40 (available in blue, green, and pink).

3. This penguin-shaped screwdriver... it's probably the cutest tool I've seen.

A screwdriver penguin?! Now that's definitely not gonna fly.Get it from Amazon for $12.
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A screwdriver penguin?! Now that's definitely not gonna fly.

Get it from Amazon for $12.

4. These fabric unicorn earrings that are unilaterally adorable.

Yay, or neigh on these?Get them from Amazon for $7.
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Yay, or neigh on these?

Get them from Amazon for $7.

5. These sliding webcam covers to give you a little peace of mind from prowling eyes.

I hear these are all the rage with private eyes.Get a three-pack from Amazon for $11.
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I hear these are all the rage with private eyes.

Get a three-pack from Amazon for $11.

6. This fire missiles button that'll replace your old boring cigarette lighter.

These aren't for everyone. You really have to commit and rocket.Get it from Amazon for $15.
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These aren't for everyone. You really have to commit and rocket.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

7. A crumple-able map of your favorite city.

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I hope the company doesn't fold.

Get it from Amazon for $16 (available for many cities around the world that you can find here).

8. These pizza-shaped notecards that fit into paper plate envelopes for that soirée you're planning.

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Other pizza cards cost a little more dough.

Get a box of 12 on Amazon for $11.

9. This retro flip-down clock to click and clack its way into your heart.

Still deciding? Put it on your watch list.Get it from Amazon for $36.
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Still deciding? Put it on your watch list.

Get it from Amazon for $36.

10. These antimicrobial tooth brushes with ultra-soft bristles that take it easy on your gums.

They keep a floss-ophy to be more sustainable.Get it from Boie for $12 (available in four colors).
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They keep a floss-ophy to be more sustainable.

Get it from Boie for $12 (available in four colors).

11. This inflatable solar lantern you can pack down to a small size when it's not in use.

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Let's just hope they don't deflate your spirits.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

12. A full-face snorkel mask to give you a better view under the ocean.

Diver?! I hardly know her!Get it on Amazon for $42 (available in three colors).
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Diver?! I hardly know her!

Get it on Amazon for $42 (available in three colors).

13. This giant avocado pool float—it leaves room for you in the pit.

It's actually a big hass avocado float.Get it from Amazon for $25.
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It's actually a big hass avocado float.

Get it from Amazon for $25.

14. A set of sushi-shaped goat milk soap for moisturizing your hands (plus, looking delicious).

Oh man, I've goat to have these in my bathroom.Get a three-pack from soapopotamus for $10.
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Oh man, I've goat to have these in my bathroom.

Get a three-pack from soapopotamus for $10.

15. This child-size shark costume that's downright adorable.

It'll have them lookin' real shark!Get it from the thetiredbears on Etsy for $47.
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It'll have them lookin' real shark!

Get it from the thetiredbears on Etsy for $47.

16. A jar of liquid hair chalk so you can test fire that exotic color.

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Just don't let the hair color get to your head.

Get it from ShareeBoutique on Etsy for $5 (just request in any color of your choice).

17. This set of jumbo Bananagrams for beach time play.

Bananagrams will never lose its appeal on a beach.Get them from Amazon for $46.
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Bananagrams will never lose its appeal on a beach.

Get them from Amazon for $46.

THE END.

But there is always last week's edition that you can find here. ;D