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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A tatami cat bed, house rings, and nootropic-infused coffee: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This whisk that twists flat to allow for easier cleaning.

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For 10 dollars, it seems like a low-whisk kitchen investment.

Get it from Amazon for $10.

2. These handmade cord organizers made from genuine leather.

All right, everyone go home. That's definitely a wrap.Get it from Amazon for $7.
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All right, everyone go home. That's definitely a wrap.

Get it from Amazon for $7.

3. A piggy steamer to stop food from splattering all over the inside of your microwave.

Available only in white. I wish it came in more pig-ments.Get it from Amazon for $15.
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Available only in white. I wish it came in more pig-ments.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

4. This 2-in-1 mountable stand that can hold your tablet or Nintendo Switch while you're busy cooking.

Your stand-ard of living just went up.Get it from Amazon for $29.
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Your stand-ard of living just went up.

Get it from Amazon for $29.

5. A set of measuring spoons that are probably more accurate to how you actually think about things.

I sincerely hope these measure up.Get a set of five from Amazon for $6.
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I sincerely hope these measure up.

Get a set of five from Amazon for $6.

6. This pirate-leg sharpener that'll make you want to shave all your pencils down to stubs.

Leave your pencils a leg-acy that they soon won't forget.Get it from Amazon for $8.
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Leave your pencils a leg-acy that they soon won't forget.

Get it from Amazon for $8.

7. These beard baubles for giving your face the gift of Christmas all year long.

Don't like it? Eh don't worry, it'll grow on ya.Get it from BeardArtBaubles on Etsy for $10.
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Don't like it? Eh don't worry, it'll grow on ya.

Get it from BeardArtBaubles on Etsy for $10.

8. This glowing bike-mount phone holder to stop you from fumbling around in the dark.

It'll fit on nearly any handlebar. You might say it's glow-bally compatible.Get it from Amazon for $20.
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It'll fit on nearly any handlebar. You might say it's glow-bally compatible.

Get it from Amazon for $20.

9. These silicone baby bottles that are wide enough to clean without a bottle brush.

These are just as good as, or better than, the udder bottles you see out there.Get it on Amazon for $20+ (available in pink or green, and in 5-ounce or 8-ounce sizes).
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These are just as good as, or better than, the udder bottles you see out there.

Get it on Amazon for $20+ (available in pink or green, and in 5-ounce or 8-ounce sizes).

10. A silicone soap dish that's actually pretty to look at.

These literally raise the bar on soap dishes everywhere.Get it from Amazon for $10 (available in four colors).
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These literally raise the bar on soap dishes everywhere.

Get it from Amazon for $10 (available in four colors).

11. This irresistible tatami pet bed. I mean, just look at it!

So comfy it'll keep your pet in a cat-atonic state.Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $26.
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So comfy it'll keep your pet in a cat-atonic state.

Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $26.

12. A bag of ground coffee with infused nootropics to boost your brain and athletic power.

Are "smart" additives legit, or a bunch of brew-haha? Only one way to find out.Get a 12-ounce bag from Amazon for $22.
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Are "smart" additives legit, or a bunch of brew-haha? Only one way to find out.

Get a 12-ounce bag from Amazon for $22.

13. This really intense spatula with seven different functions for every BBQ need.

I mean, it's a little expensive. But on the flip side, you're buying seven different tools.Get it from Amazon for $25 (available in three colors).
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I mean, it's a little expensive. But on the flip side, you're buying seven different tools.

Get it from Amazon for $25 (available in three colors).

14. A corn stripper for satisfyingly scraping off all the kernels on your cob.

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Corn stripper?! I hardly know 'er!

Get it from Amazon for $14.

15. This house ring you'll want to wear around the...house.

This is a dead ringer for my actual home.Get it from CliveRoddy on Etsy for $19.
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This is a dead ringer for my actual home.

Get it from CliveRoddy on Etsy for $19.

16. This soy candle that smells just like the headmaster's office.

Smells like a keeper.Get it from Frostbeard on Etsy for $18.
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Smells like a keeper.

Get it from Frostbeard on Etsy for $18.

17. A set of earrings featuring the text of To Kill a Mockingbird.

Scout, can you do your chores today? The Atticus all dusty and needs cleaning.Get it from Bookity on Etsy for $19.
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Scout, can you do your chores today? The Atticus all dusty and needs cleaning.

Get it from Bookity on Etsy for $19.

Aaaand that's all she wrote. If you're looking for more there is always last week's edition that you can find here.