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    Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

    A tatami cat bed, house rings, and nootropic-infused coffee: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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    Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

    I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

    Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

    Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

    DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

    1. This whisk that twists flat to allow for easier cleaning.

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    For 10 dollars, it seems like a low-whisk kitchen investment.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.

    2. These handmade cord organizers made from genuine leather.

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    All right, everyone go home. That's definitely a wrap.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.

    3. A piggy steamer to stop food from splattering all over the inside of your microwave.

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    Available only in white. I wish it came in more pig-ments.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.

    4. This 2-in-1 mountable stand that can hold your tablet or Nintendo Switch while you're busy cooking.

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    Your stand-ard of living just went up.

    Get it from Amazon for $29.

    5. A set of measuring spoons that are probably more accurate to how you actually think about things.

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    I sincerely hope these measure up.

    Get a set of five from Amazon for $6.

    6. This pirate-leg sharpener that'll make you want to shave all your pencils down to stubs.

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    Leave your pencils a leg-acy that they soon won't forget.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.

    7. These beard baubles for giving your face the gift of Christmas all year long.

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    Don't like it? Eh don't worry, it'll grow on ya.

    Get it from BeardArtBaubles on Etsy for $10.

    8. This glowing bike-mount phone holder to stop you from fumbling around in the dark.

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    It'll fit on nearly any handlebar. You might say it's glow-bally compatible.

    Get it from Amazon for $20.

    9. These silicone baby bottles that are wide enough to clean without a bottle brush.

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    These are just as good as, or better than, the udder bottles you see out there.

    Get it on Amazon for $20+ (available in pink or green, and in 5-ounce or 8-ounce sizes).

    10. A silicone soap dish that's actually pretty to look at.

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    These literally raise the bar on soap dishes everywhere.

    Get it from Amazon for $10 (available in four colors).

    11. This irresistible tatami pet bed. I mean, just look at it!

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    So comfy it'll keep your pet in a cat-atonic state.

    Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $26.

    12. A bag of ground coffee with infused nootropics to boost your brain and athletic power.

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    Are "smart" additives legit, or a bunch of brew-haha? Only one way to find out.

    Get a 12-ounce bag from Amazon for $22.

    13. This really intense spatula with seven different functions for every BBQ need.

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    I mean, it's a little expensive. But on the flip side, you're buying seven different tools.

    Get it from Amazon for $25 (available in three colors).

    14. A corn stripper for satisfyingly scraping off all the kernels on your cob.

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    Corn stripper?! I hardly know 'er!

    Get it from Amazon for $14.

    15. This house ring you'll want to wear around the...house.

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    This is a dead ringer for my actual home.

    Get it from CliveRoddy on Etsy for $19.

    16. This soy candle that smells just like the headmaster's office.

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    Smells like a keeper.

    Get it from Frostbeard on Etsy for $18.

    17. A set of earrings featuring the text of To Kill a Mockingbird.

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    Scout, can you do your chores today? The Atticus all dusty and needs cleaning.

    Get it from Bookity on Etsy for $19.

    Aaaand that's all she wrote. If you're looking for more there is always last week's edition that you can find here.

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