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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A tatami cat bed, house rings, and nootropic-infused coffee: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again this week for the second time in a row! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This whisk that twists flat to allow for easier cleaning.

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9. These silicone baby bottles that are wide enough to clean without a bottle brush.

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These are just as good as, or better than, the udder bottles you see out there.

Get it on Amazon for $20+ (available in pink or green, and in 5-ounce or 8-ounce sizes).

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12. A bag of ground coffee with infused nootropics to boost your brain and athletic power.

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Are "smart" additives legit, or a bunch of brew-haha? Only one way to find out.

Get a 12-ounce bag from Amazon for $22.

13. This really intense spatula with seven different functions for every BBQ need.

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I mean, it's a little expensive. But on the flip side, you're buying seven different tools.

Get it from Amazon for $25 (available in three colors).

14. A corn stripper for satisfyingly scraping off all the kernels on your cob.

Aaaand that's all she wrote. If you're looking for more there is always last week's edition that you can find here.

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