Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

LED dog collars, stainless steel soap, a sneaky coffee cup: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it's random, but it's not. This series should actually be called, "Jeff's Favorite Things." But I don't have that big of an ego.

Don't plan to buy anything? That's OK! Stay and enjoy my lame jokes! GOOD LUCK, ALL!

1. This LED dog collar ($17 to $21) helps your pup stay visible at night.

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I'm gonna be honest. I included this just for the dog.

http://amzn.to/1RVQQvG

Dog gone useful.

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2. This vacuum lunch jar ($35) will keep your food piping hot or ice cold.

Zojirushi

http://amzn.to/25JcLn3

Help your lunch not suck! Except it will! Because it's using a vacuum!

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3. This nifty water bottle ($15 to $17) can hold custom encouragement messages.

http://amzn.to/25Jeicw

Kor Water

It has a built in handle so you can get a hold of your water situation.

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4. This money tree bonsai ($15) is sort of ironic.

Brussel's Bonsai

http://amzn.to/1PeRWD5

This should cost tree-fiddy.

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5. This bottom-dispensing tea pot ($17).

Adagio Teas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E7XnyJzH_c

Clever design. It's inspiring my creativit-tea.

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6. This camera lens cleaning pen ($8) keeps your photos spotless.

Nikon

http://amzn.to/1UCWxD5

You should give these a shot.

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7. This coffee cup ($11) hides what you're actually drinking.

Lolo Lid

Maybe liquid courage to help espresso your feelings?

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8. This diamond shaped wood box ($15) holds your jewelry.

Areaware

These puns have been real gems.

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9. This body scrub ($24) smells like cardamom and coffee.

FIG+YARROW

I hope it doesn't rub you the wrong way... yeah that's the best I got on this one. Keep scrolling.

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10. This keyhook / shelf combo ($25 to $30) brings out the minimalist in you.

ILoveHandles

ILoveHandles

I could probably make one my shelf, but I'm lazy.

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11. This gravity defying wine bottle holder ($9) makes your guests nod with approval.

Franmara

Franmara

These look quite de-vine.

Get the wood one here and the rope one here.

12. This stainless steel soap bar ($8) removes odors from your hands.

Amazon Customer / Via amzn.to

When I saw this, my bullshit alarm was going off. After some Googling, I found that this is actually a thing and it works. Go figure.

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13. This camera mount ($30) helps you take time-lapse video or panoramic shots.

camarush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l1C0e7xEY

Time lapses are too hard to do manually. I just don't have the focus.

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14. This versatile organizer ($17 to $20) for all your devices and cables

http://amzn.to/1PgmLqK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kYNqHwrqpk

With this, I would be a strapping young lad.

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15. These cute copper animal ring holders ($9 to $14)... hold your rings.

Umbra

Umbra

That one is looking at me bunny.

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16. This petal photo holder ($25) shows all your buds!

Umbra

http://amzn.to/25KCubk

Watch your awesome family blossom!

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Alright I'm done, these puns are taking it out of me! Dying for more?? Check out last week's "Can You Get Through This" post.

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