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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A color chromatic clock, LED walkway bricks, and a Digeridoo: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This adorable dinosaur phone stand that reminds you of simpler times in the Jurassic period.

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Just don't let your phone go extinct.

Price: $9

2. This chromatic clock that makes every hour happy hour.

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Have you ever just taken a second to admire a clock? It's time-consuming.

Price: $49

If it's out of stock, try here.

3. These storage jars that are food safe and are suitable for hot or cold liquids.

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They are made from "bamboo fiber and melamine foodsafe binder." But that's just a bunch of jar-gon to me.

Price: $30

4. This bidet will make you never trust toilet paper.

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Life is just flush with these incredible inventions.

Price: $26

5. This swallowtail mobile that's perfect for any room.

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I'm just winging these puns at this point.

Price: $35

6. This adjustable laptop stand that can be configured for bedtime Netflix-watching, or a study desk.

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Laptop?! More like...STANDTOP! HAHA. (no)

Price: $40

7. This charming gentleman that is definitely not a bunny.

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"Bunny?! No. No. No. I'm Mr. Hops."

Price: $25

8. This sofa tray that slips over any armrest to make it a flat surface.

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So you don't have to tray so hard to find a spot for your wine.

Price: $49

9. This suede tool roll that makes it easy to lay out all your tools in plain sight.

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You didn't think you wanted a tool roll, but you may be suede.

Price: $25

10. These flip message cards that you can write on.

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So everyone can see write away what you're up to.

Price: $10

11. This Didgeridoo instrument, because of course.

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"Digeridoo all your homework? Otherwise I don't want to catch you playing that thing."

Price: $30

12. These anatomic heart coasters that you stack together to get the full picture.

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Don't bypass this! It's great for your hot and hearty drinks.

Price: $18

13. This fountain pen set that's perfect for those looking to get into calligraphy.

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This ought to draw some attention.

Price: $28

14. This water jet that turns any bathtub into a spa.

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Are you Jacuzz-ing me of wasting water?

Price: $40

15. This suction-cup mirror wiper makes fog a distant memory.

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Wiper?! I hardly know her!

Price: $5

16. These LED bricks that you can put in or near your home walkway.

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Be the first on your block to get one!

Price: $19

17. This folding cheese board that has a magnetic tool block.

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For those fancy cultured picnics.

Price: $29

18. This soft mask that can play music from your phone while you sleep.

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So you can be sound asleep.

Price: $25

19. This soap tray that lets all the excess water run off.

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Only $7, what a bar-gain!

Price: $7

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