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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Folding lamps, fish hotels, test tubes: How far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of "Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50"!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it's random, but it's not.

Don't plan to buy anything? That's OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This nifty travel organizer ($10) folds into a triangle.

It would be a shame if the company folded.

Get it here.

2. This rugged tent-like umbrella ($41) throws some shade.

All the kids in that picture are shady.

Get it here.

3. This hook for your umbrella ($10) keeps your stuff away from sand.

4. These biking shorts ($35 to $50) keep your bits from getting chafed.

5. This book-shaped light ($33) unfurls into a paper lantern.

How de-lightful!

Get it here.

6. These nested trivets ($10) keep your hot pans and dishes off the table.

These will run circles around your other coasters.

Get it here.

7. This stackable organizer ($35) gets your pile of shoes on lockdown.

8. This aluminum mouse pad ($12) looks like Apple designed it.

9. This magnet mount ($15) sticks your phone to virtually any surface.

Finally something not repulsive!

Get it here.

10. This fancy gadget ($27) turns any speakers into Bluetooth-compatible ones.

Sounds great!

If you have a better joke for this, I want to hear it. Post it in the comments.

Get it here.

11. This shower caddy ($19) has enough room to hold your bigger shampoo bottles.

12. This fish hotel ($35) is nicer than my own home.

13. This bathtub caddy ($40) will more than likely be holding your tablet for Netflix marathons.

Book it to the bath.

Get it here.

14. This bowl and strainer combo ($11) cleverly combines the best of both worlds.

15. This 10-pack of glass test tubes ($9) is perfect for the mixologist.

16. This white marble mortar ($15) crushes your seasonings into dust.

17. These deodorizers ($10) get rid of smells in your shoes or car.

Stuff that makes scents won't anymore.

Get it here.

Congrats! You have made it to the end. How do you feel? Craving more jokes? Check out last week's "Can You Get Through This" post.

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