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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Folding lamps, fish hotels, test tubes: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of "Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50"!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it's random, but it's not.

Don't plan to buy anything? That's OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This nifty travel organizer ($10) folds into a triangle.

Umbra
Umbra

It would be a shame if the company folded.

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2. This rugged tent-like umbrella ($41) throws some shade.

Sport-Brella
Sport-Brella

All the kids in that picture are shady.

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3. This hook for your umbrella ($10) keeps your stuff away from sand.

Pole-R Bear

"What happened last night?"

"We totally hooked up under the umbrella."

Get it here.

4. These biking shorts ($35 to $50) keep your bits from getting chafed.

Pearl iZUMi

I hear these are wheelie good.

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5. This book-shaped light ($33) unfurls into a paper lantern.

Excelvan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMWv38hPbNU

How de-lightful!

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6. These nested trivets ($10) keep your hot pans and dishes off the table.

OXO
OXO

These will run circles around your other coasters.

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7. This stackable organizer ($35) gets your pile of shoes on lockdown.

ClosetMaid

Put your shoes away, so you won't be trippin'.

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8. This aluminum mouse pad ($12) looks like Apple designed it.

Satechi

For fans of heavy metal.

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9. This magnet mount ($15) sticks your phone to virtually any surface.

Satechi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx5bjOMvSoY

Finally something not repulsive!

Get it here.

10. This fancy gadget ($27) turns any speakers into Bluetooth-compatible ones.

Logitech
Logitech

Sounds great!

If you have a better joke for this, I want to hear it. Post it in the comments.

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11. This shower caddy ($19) has enough room to hold your bigger shampoo bottles.

Umbra

Head and Shoulders above the competition.

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12. This fish hotel ($35) is nicer than my own home.

Umbra

Seems fishy.

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13. This bathtub caddy ($40) will more than likely be holding your tablet for Netflix marathons.

Umbra

Book it to the bath.

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14. This bowl and strainer combo ($11) cleverly combines the best of both worlds.

Umbra

I'm just straining to come up with puns here.

Get it here.

15. This 10-pack of glass test tubes ($9) is perfect for the mixologist.

Karter Scientific

Don't break them. Otherwise that would be tube bad.

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16. This white marble mortar ($15) crushes your seasonings into dust.

RSVP

Your spices and herbs will be mortar-fied.

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17. These deodorizers ($10) get rid of smells in your shoes or car.

remodeez
remodeez

Stuff that makes scents won't anymore.

Get it here.

Congrats! You have made it to the end. How do you feel? Craving more jokes? Check out last week's "Can You Get Through This" post.

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