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    Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

    A mountainous incense holder, an inflatable fort, and some water rockets. How far can *you* get without buying something?

    Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

    The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

    Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe, AND BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING AT. If we had the ability to highlight words at BuzzFeed, I would.

    Come up with a better pun? Post it in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS, EVEN THE COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO SERIOUSLY HATE ON THIS POST! And it's ok. I write this series to have fun and don't take it personally. But if you must criticize, at least come up with something better than "I can't spend $50 if I don't have $50." It's gettin' real old, and I know that you commenters out there can come up with something better. Preferably in pun form.

    So with that said: DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

    1. This incense holder that creates a beautiful foggy mountain scene with just smoke.

    2. These Wolverine-like gardening gloves are sure to give you a bloodlust for soil that you didn't know you had.

    3. This round beach towel with your favorite eight-legged wonder on it.

    4. This cool set of liar's dice that'll have you deceiving your closest friends in no time.

    5. This treble and bass clef necklace — it's like music for your eyes.

    6. This inflatable fort that blows up in seconds with a simple box fan.

    7. This pocketknife with an adorable animal shape for each tool.

    8. This chic bracelet that contains a clever groove for your spare hair tie.

    9. This ice cream scoop that can pierce even the most solidly frozen pints.

    10. This flat wall tap that you can swivel to the side for easily hiding behind a couch.

    11. This scratch-off map of the world to show off all the destinations you've been to.

    12. This fancy oil and vinegar set that you'll want to use on every piece of bread you own.

    13. This license plate bumper for protecting your car from those terrible parallel parkers.

    14. This jar of raw cacao powder to add a dash of flavor to your morning coffee/chai.

    15. These cat measuring spoons that "grow up" as you size up in spoons.

    16. These dog-themed coat hangers to put a smile on your face every time you reach for your coat.

    17. This all-corner baking pan so your brownies will always have that crispy edge.

    18. This water rocket kit that's perfect for teaching kids some science this summer.

    That be all for this week! If you're feeling particularly peckish for more, there is always last week's edition here.