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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Kissing elephants, galaxy pops, and grass flip-flops: How far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!


1. A 3D-printed moon night-light that's pretty accurate compared to the real thing.

2. A pillowcase set for those who sleep long distance.

3. The iconic peephole frame from Friends.

4. A slim wall charger that can fit into your back pocket.

5. A one pound bag of mini jawbreakers to break your teeth on.

6. A magnetic cable keychain that'll always have you prepared for a battery emergency.

7. A mini watercolor set with a pen brush.

8. Elephant keychain couples that magnetically ~kiss~.

9. Black sugar charcoal soap to deep-clean your pores.

10. A grenade mug set...just because why the hell not.

11. A pair of flip flops so you can never *not* be walking on grass.

12. Galaxy-themed pops that don't suck.

13. A USB astronaut light for nighttime explorations.

14. Headrest hooks for your car, so your bags don't flop all over the place.

15. A maple leaf to stop all the doors.

16. Wood clocks with a cutout of your city of choice.

17. A set of topic starters for double dates.

THE END! If you're looking for more, there's always last week's edition.

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