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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Kissing elephants, galaxy pops, and grass flip-flops: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. A 3D-printed moon night-light that's pretty accurate compared to the real thing.

For the luna-tic in your life.Price: $30
amazon.com

For the luna-tic in your life.

Price: $30

2. A pillowcase set for those who sleep long distance.

I always have a soft spot for designs like these.Price: $29
amazon.com

I always have a soft spot for designs like these.

Price: $29

3. The iconic peephole frame from Friends.

It does cost a hole lot of money though...Price: $40
amazon.com

It does cost a hole lot of money though...

Price: $40

4. A slim wall charger that can fit into your back pocket.

amazon.com

Charger?! I hardly know her!

Price: $30

5. A one pound bag of mini jawbreakers to break your teeth on.

I can't come up with a pun for this — I'm jawing a blank.Price: $11
Michelle P / Amazon / Via amzn.to

I can't come up with a pun for this — I'm jawing a blank.

Price: $11

6. A magnetic cable keychain that'll always have you prepared for a battery emergency.

Quite cable-ble.Price: $12The Micro USB version can be found here for $12.
amazon.com

Quite cable-ble.

Price: $12

The Micro USB version can be found here for $12.

7. A mini watercolor set with a pen brush.

amazon.com, Olga S. / Via amzn.to

Hue wouldn't want this?

Price: $20

8. Elephant keychain couples that magnetically ~kiss~.

These ought to carry a lot of weight in a relationship.Price: $12
amazon.com

These ought to carry a lot of weight in a relationship.

Price: $12

9. Black sugar charcoal soap to deep-clean your pores.

Cleaning pores is no lathering matter.Price: $15
amazon.com / Via klairscosmetics.com

Cleaning pores is no lathering matter.

Price: $15

10. A grenade mug set...just because why the hell not.

Your coffee will be exploding with flavor!Price: $17
amazon.com

Your coffee will be exploding with flavor!

Price: $17

11. A pair of flip flops so you can never *not* be walking on grass.

It may mow-tivate you to go out more?Price: $12
amazon.com

It may mow-tivate you to go out more?

Price: $12

12. Galaxy-themed pops that don't suck.

Perfect for any party. Just make sure you properly planet.Price: $22
amazon.com

Perfect for any party. Just make sure you properly planet.

Price: $22

13. A USB astronaut light for nighttime explorations.

Mine is always spacing out.Price: $8
amazon.com

Mine is always spacing out.

Price: $8

14. Headrest hooks for your car, so your bags don't flop all over the place.

For when your stuff is off the hook.Price: $8
amazon.com

For when your stuff is off the hook.

Price: $8

15. A maple leaf to stop all the doors.

Dude, don't leaf the door open.Price: $4
amazon.com

Dude, don't leaf the door open.

Price: $4

16. Wood clocks with a cutout of your city of choice.

I can't believe you wood take the time to read this post.Price: $45
amazon.com

I can't believe you wood take the time to read this post.

Price: $45

17. A set of topic starters for double dates.

Oh man, if only they sold them at Hot Topic.Price: $25
amazon.com

Oh man, if only they sold them at Hot Topic.

Price: $25

THE END! If you're looking for more, there's always last week's edition.

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