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Posted on Dec 23, 2016

Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A watch you can draw on, a baguette for your wrist, and a tiny pool table: How far can *you* get without buying something?

by Jeff Barron

BuzzFeed Staff

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?” HAPPY HOLIDAYS YO!

1. These table coasters that you wouldn't mind leaving out.

2. This lovely pour-over brewer with a wood base and metal filter.

3. This tabletop container to hold all those loose items.

4. This watch you can draw on, or have your friend who is more artistic draw on!

5. This chef toolset designed for the tiny aspiring cook in your life.

6. This mini pool table to settle those small bar bets.

7. This shot glass with a .308 bullet going through it.

8. This beard hair catcher so your roommates don't hate you when you shave.

9. BuzzFeed's Fuck 2016 glasses to celebrate the coming of (hopefully) a better year.

10. This hot chocolate on a spoon to make any drink into that cold weather indulgence.

11. This baguette wrist rest for the die hard carb lover.

12. This pun card game so you can help me make more puns in the comments.

13. This bookmark that tells you exactly where you left off.

14. This book that illustrates untranslatable words from around the world.

15. This game of Wine-Opoly that has you learning facts about wine while you destroy your opponents.

16. This map of the world that lets you scratch off countries you've been to.

17. This book tissue dispenser for those teary moments when reading.

18. This headphone stand that's also a USB hub and an audio cable extender.

And here we are yet again. At the bottom. But you can check out last weeks' edition here!

Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?” HAPPY HOLIDAYS YO!

1. These table coasters that you wouldn't mind leaving out.

2. This lovely pour-over brewer with a wood base and metal filter.

3. This tabletop container to hold all those loose items.

4. This watch you can draw on, or have your friend who is more artistic draw on!

5. This chef toolset designed for the tiny aspiring cook in your life.

6. This mini pool table to settle those small bar bets.

7. This shot glass with a .308 bullet going through it.

8. This beard hair catcher so your roommates don't hate you when you shave.

9. BuzzFeed's Fuck 2016 glasses to celebrate the coming of (hopefully) a better year.

10. This hot chocolate on a spoon to make any drink into that cold weather indulgence.

11. This baguette wrist rest for the die hard carb lover.

12. This pun card game so you can help me make more puns in the comments.

13. This bookmark that tells you exactly where you left off.

14. This book that illustrates untranslatable words from around the world.

15. This game of Wine-Opoly that has you learning facts about wine while you destroy your opponents.

16. This map of the world that lets you scratch off countries you've been to.

17. This book tissue dispenser for those teary moments when reading.

18. This headphone stand that's also a USB hub and an audio cable extender.

And here we are yet again. At the bottom. But you can check out last weeks' edition here!

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