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An edible shot glasses, a Bulbasaur planter, and bed prism glasses: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This funnel that's shaped like an elephant.

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It costs peanuts compared to other leading-brand elephant funnels!

Price: $16

2. This book of cut and fold horrorgami scenes.

For increased horror.Price: $10
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For increased horror.

Price: $10

3. This memory foam wallet that conforms to your chair-area.

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Memory foam wallet?! I hardly know her!

Price: $25

4. This 12-pack of edible peppermint shot glasses.

Good thing they sell them in mint condition.Price: $30
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Good thing they sell them in mint condition.

Price: $30

5. This collection of exotic jerky made from different predators.

Prey may have some beef with these.Price: $40
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Prey may have some beef with these.

Price: $40

6. This Bulbasaur planter that may someday become a Venusaur planter.

These puns are so bad. I should really keep my Meowth shut.Price: $25
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These puns are so bad. I should really keep my Meowth shut.

Price: $25

7. This beanie that may become near and deer to you.

Doesn't cost too much doe.Price: $17
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Doesn't cost too much doe.

Price: $17

8. This teapot set designed for solitary tea drinkers.

I wish it was my proper-tea.Price: $48
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I wish it was my proper-tea.

Price: $48

9. This clean looking watch that will never go out of style.

Well, it might go out of style. But only time will tell.Price: $48
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Well, it might go out of style. But only time will tell.

Price: $48

10. These jelly beans that will betray your palate and make you scrutinize everything you eat.

I bean down this road with these before. It's not a pretty sight.Price: $9
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I bean down this road with these before. It's not a pretty sight.

Price: $9

11. These toothpaste tablets that are perfect for air travel and backpacking.

The bottle is sealed to prevent any floss-contamination.Price: $9
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The bottle is sealed to prevent any floss-contamination.

Price: $9

12. These plush paw gloves to keep your hands extra toasty.

Gloves are a good thing to keep on hand.Price: $6
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Gloves are a good thing to keep on hand.

Price: $6

13. These Christmas cat knee highs that will become your second skin.

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Get two pairs. One for your sole-mate.

Price: $9

14. These bed prism glasses so you can watch TV or read while laying on your back.

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So you can reflect on your light-reading.

Price: $13

15. This jar topper that turns your mason jars into travel cups.

When you take off the top, don't just leave it ajar.Price: $8
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When you take off the top, don't just leave it ajar.

Price: $8

16. This crocodile book mark to keep in your copy of Peter Pan.

It wont attack. It knows its place.Price: $11
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It wont attack. It knows its place.

Price: $11

17. This egg mold for people who LOVE eggs.

For when you're scrambling to make a cute breakfast.Price: $2
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For when you're scrambling to make a cute breakfast.

Price: $2

18. This clever coffee clip combo so you don't have to go digging for a scoop.

Perfect for journalists looking for a good scoop.Wood version: $34Steel version: $6
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Perfect for journalists looking for a good scoop.

Wood version: $34

Steel version: $6

19. This 3D cookie cutter set that will let you construct cookie ships.

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Really adds some depth to the flavor.

Price: $6

20. This unique highlighter that has three tips for fancy highlight work.

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It'll add a highlight to your day.

Price: $8

Aaaand that's about it for this week. Maybe looking for more gift ideas? There's always last weeks' edition. Or you can check out our gift guides here.

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