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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A bamboo calculator, a collapsible bucket, and elf ear headphones: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I’m back yet again for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This pizza squeaky toy your dog won't be able to resist.

For when your dog needs to give a pizza its mind.Get it from Amazon for $7.
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For when your dog needs to give a pizza its mind.

Get it from Amazon for $7.

2. These wire management clips shaped like leaves and birds.

Wire you even reading this pun?Get them from Amazon for $11.
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Wire you even reading this pun?

Get them from Amazon for $11.

3. This styptic pencil to stop your skin from bleeding when you cut yourself shaving.

Shave your self some trouble.Get it from Amazon for $3.
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Shave your self some trouble.

Get it from Amazon for $3.

4. A set of pig-shaped suction cups that'll keep your phone up in a pinch.

They come in many different pigments.Get a set of five from Amazon for $7.
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They come in many different pigments.

Get a set of five from Amazon for $7.

5. This Bluetooth media button to mount on your steering wheel.

Seems like that button has a de-pressing amount of work.Get it from Amazon for $30.
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Seems like that button has a de-pressing amount of work.

Get it from Amazon for $30.

6. These iron-on microfiber wipes you can stick on the inside of your jackets for easy access.

photojojo.com

Microfiber?! I hardly know her!

Get a set of three from Photojojo for $12.

7. This head-shaped headphone stand that'll neatly keep your favorite pair off the desk and in their place.

Seems like a sound idea.Get it from Amazon for $11.
Kiyo M. / Amazon / Via amzn.to

Seems like a sound idea.

Get it from Amazon for $11.

8. These magnetic frame mounts to make it easy to swap one photo for another.

thegrommet.com

So you can always be in a good frame of mind.

Get one set from The Grommet for $12.

9. A minimalist clothes rack that can mount on any door hinge.

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It'll make all your clothes wanna hang out there.

Get it from Amazon for $30.

10. This phone stand to make your iPhone look like an old Macintosh.

amazon.com

I never thought I would see an Apple iPhone in-cider a Mac.

Get it from Amazon for $35.

11. This Oregon Trail card game that'll have you and your friends dying of dysentery in no time.

If anything, these jokes may give you dysentery.Get it from Amazon for $15.
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If anything, these jokes may give you dysentery.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

12. A bamboo calculator you'll be oddly proud to whip out in class.

amazon.com

Correction: You wood be oddly proud to whip out in class.

Get it from Amazon for $18.

13. These Thumb Chucks that are easy to pick up and keep your hands busy.

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Picking these up would be a ballsy move.

Get them from Amazon for $7

14. These headphones to turn your boring ears into elf ears.

amazon.com

Great for... elfies?

Get them from Amazon for $19.

15. This collapsible bucket that'll make any dog extra proud of its owner.

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Just don't kick it.

Get it from Amazon for $9.

16. This dual tea and coffee cup for maximum versatili-tea.

Take the uncertain-tea out of deciding your morning drink.Get it from Amazon for $22.
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Take the uncertain-tea out of deciding your morning drink.

Get it from Amazon for $22.

17. And this flexible lid that looks like a banana leaf.

I never thought I would like an ap-peel-ing steam lid, but here we are.Get one from Amazon for $17.
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I never thought I would like an ap-peel-ing steam lid, but here we are.

Get one from Amazon for $17.

And that about wraps it up for this week!

If you're looking for more, there's always last weeks' edition that you can find here.

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