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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A piñata cake, tentacle rings, and barber erasers: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

5. A soap/brush caddie that can hang off the edge (or around) the faucet.

6. A rock-like dog toy to skip across the water.

11. Survival bootlaces that have a blade and fire starter built in.

15. A wine bottle cold brew tea infuser to make rich-tasting tea overnight.

And now I'm hungry for cake. But if you're hungry for puns, check out last week's edition here.

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