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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This lamp socket that will turn any lamp into a USB charging station.
3. This touch-controlled desk lamp that has a built-in alarm and temperature display.
4. These serving bowls that stack nicely on your table.
5. This giant ground mat that is water repellant and folds into a small pouch.
6. This spray can that turns any surface into a chalkboard.
7. This reading lamp bookmark that is just so damn quaint.
8. This spice container that has a slick flip-top cover.
Chef'n / Via youtube.com, amzn.to
Keep bugs from a-salting your spices!
Price: $20
9. These strap-on ice grippers that can fit over any shoe.
10. This cold brew system that makes coffee much less acidic.
11. This whiteboard that can roll up into smaller size.
youtube.com, amzn.to
Whiteboards are quite re-markable.
Price: $49
12. This leather wallet that is designed to fit into your front pocket.
@rogueindustries / Via instagram.com
Price: $28
13. This lunchbox that folds out into a placemat.
15. This dry-erase film you can put on any surface.
16. This keyboard-length notepad that you can rest your palms on.
