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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Some color changing nail polish, a knitted bear-scarf-hat for your pet, and pillows that look like rocks: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This trendy cat tent that has a scratcher built into it.

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Your cat will be paying keen a-tent-ion to this.

Price: $27

2. These pillows that look like stones for that rock solid comfort.

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Finally. You can rock yourself to sleep.

Price: $39

3. This knitted snood that will turn your pet into a bear.

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Your pet is gonna be bear-y happy to see you.

Price: $20

4. This set of 20 Washi tape colors to spruce up your bullet journal.

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I don't think my enthusiasm for Washi tape will ever taper off.

Price: $15

5. This magnetic bar soap holder that suspends your soap when it's not in use.

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It's like a G rated thriller movie. Clean and suspenseful.

Price: $10

6. This Star Wars keyboard decal turns your Macbook into a bit of a cantina.

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Consider your keyboard de-pressed.

Price: $15

7. This credit card sized LED bulb that flips out into a light source.

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Finally a lamp that isn't too bulb-ous.

Price: $7

8. This turtle card holder that'll look damn cute on your desk.

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This turtle is really shelling out a lot of cards.

Price: $12

9. These chewed bubble gum magnets that'll help you keep your notes stuck on the fridge.

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I wish they came in more colors, but I can't be too chew-sy.

Price: $8

10. This four piece cup set that stacks up nicely.

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This is what I would call a mug shot.

Price: $40

11. This Ryan Gosling pillowcase for reasons that don't need to be stated.

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Is there more? You can have one, and I'll take the rest.

Price: $7

12. This handmade butter keeper that uses water to seal and keep butter fresh.

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It does a butter job than the fridge.

Price: $39

13. This color changing nail polish that transforms depending on the temperature.

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$3?! They really nailed it on the price.

Price: $3

14. This travel organizer that folds out into multiple compartments.

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Organizer?! I hardly know her!

Price: $40

15. This umbrella that changes color when it rains.

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It's the raining champ of color changing umbrellas everywhere.

Price: $15

16. These wood coasters that are just here to help.

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Wood you rather have rings or not?

Price: $17

17. And this mug that has a fox pun on it and is Highly Relevant to this post.

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Set it on fire and you might have to browse for a new one.

Wow that was kind of a stretch.

Price: $13

Here we are yet again. At the bottom. But you can keep going if you wish! Check out last weeks' edition here!

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