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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A flying squirrel onesie, a storm glass, and a Pac-Man clock: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This hanging pocket planter that lets you coat any wall in plants.

I be-leaf that this will really add some color to your patio.Price: $30
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I be-leaf that this will really add some color to your patio.

Price: $30

2. These chalkboard labels that add a touch of class to your jars.

Just don't put them on your relationships.Price: $11
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Just don't put them on your relationships.

Price: $11

3. These giant dice... just because.

Now don't go getting yourself into any dicey situations.Price: $35
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Now don't go getting yourself into any dicey situations.

Price: $35

4. This tortilla wrap for all your pens, adapters, and wires.

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"Hey I heard you like rap... so I got you this."

Price: $22

5. This travel pillow with pockets so you can sleep with your valuables.

Store your batteries in it. Good for power naps.Price: $35
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Store your batteries in it. Good for power naps.

Price: $35

6. This knife block that lets you slide the blade in any orientation.

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It looks like a pretty knife block.

Price: $25

7. This hedgehog cheese grater that's an odd combination of animal and tool.

But it still seems like a grate tool.Price: $13
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But it still seems like a grate tool.

Price: $13

8. This adjustable rolling pin so you can flatten out your dough to the perfect thickness.

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Dough-nt worry. Just keep rolling with it.

Price: $16

9. This handmade stand that provides a place for everything.

There's a lot of things I won't stand for. But this will.Price: $38
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There's a lot of things I won't stand for. But this will.

Price: $38

10. This compact wallet that can hold four to ten cards.

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That's a lot of cards! How in-credit-able!

Price: $13

11. This tiny solar powered lantern that's rugged enough to take backpacking.

It'll make light work of anything you need.Price: $9
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It'll make light work of anything you need.

Price: $9

12. This Pac-Man animated clock to remind you of all those quarters you spent in arcades.

It may just eat away at your time though.Price: $40
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It may just eat away at your time though.

Price: $40

13. This storm glass that responds to changes in the weather.

This may just steal the weatherman's thunder.Price: $20
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This may just steal the weatherman's thunder.

Price: $20

14. This sticky silicone pad that is capable of holding your keys to the fridge.

Or at least that's what whey say. Let's hope they stick to their word.Price: $9
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Or at least that's what whey say. Let's hope they stick to their word.

Price: $9

15. This marble rail game that you will stare at for hours when you finish building it.

Just make sure you don't lose your marbles.Price: $26
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Just make sure you don't lose your marbles.

Price: $26

16. This flying squirrel onesie for those fight or flight moments.

Quite nuts.Price: $35
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Quite nuts.

Price: $35

17. And this pillow that tells you were you ought to be.

But if you do sit there, you may be a-rest-ed.Price: $15
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But if you do sit there, you may be a-rest-ed.

Price: $15

I'm sorry it's over! But if you're feeling up to it, you can check out last weeks' edition here.

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