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Blacklight flashlights, wooden pallets, 1500 live ladybugs: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes! Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AND NONSENSE AHEAD!

GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This subway map wall hanger ($30) that will citify your home.

Train yourself to not buy it.Get it here.
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Train yourself to not buy it.

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2. This hanging plant terrarium ($19) to add a touch of green to your study area.

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Don't leave it hanging!

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3. These pallet coasters ($13) that wood go well on any table.

Too much wood? Maybe not to your palette?Get it here.
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Too much wood? Maybe not to your palette?

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4. This hanging photo display ($20) to show off your wonderful life.

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I think you get the picture.

Get it here.

5. This versatile neck/head/eye pillow ($45) to help you sleep in any configuration.

Naps will never be a pain in the neck.

Get it here.

6. These mugs with the Pantone color IDs on them ($17 to $27) to show off how colorful you are.

You see how the middle mug is smaller than the other mugs? Well now you do. And you can't unsee it. Have fun dealing with it!

Get it here.

7. This magnetic wall organizer ($15) that combines a wall organizer, display and a garden into one.

Organizer?! I hardly know her!lol, I still think this joke is hilariousGet it here.
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Organizer?! I hardly know her!

lol, I still think this joke is hilarious

Get it here.

8. This key chain cable ($30) that charges your iPhone and holds anything with a hole.

Never have your keys been more cable-ple.

Get it here.

9. These wooden magnetic blocks ($25) that snap together to form whatever your heart desires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIUbvW2eas0

Man, these blocks are so in shape.

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10. This birdhouse key ring ($3) that holds your keys and is also a whistle.

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This is a pretty cheep item.

Get it here.

11. This bag of 1500 live ladybugs ($7) because why the fuck not.

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I guess this is a real thing. Use them in your garden. Bug your friends.

Get it here.

12. This clip on sound horn ($11) that makes your iPad way louder.

http://amzn.to/29gxgR1
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Seems like some sound advice.

Get it here.

13. This tray of moldable sand ($37) for when you're bored and need to take your mind off of work for a bit.

You'll be the model employee at work.Get it here.
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You'll be the model employee at work.

Get it here.

14. This bike rack ($34) that lets bring your bike along for your summer trips.

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I'm no cycle-ologist but I think you should gear up.

Get it here.

15. This handheld blacklight ($12) that will help you find unexplainable mysteries your pet has hidden from you.

UV tried to make light of the situation, now try this.

Get it here.

16. This wireless outlet controller set ($25) that lets you turn on/off your hard-to-reach appliances.

For those who are amped to have more control in their home. Get it here.
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For those who are amped to have more control in their home.

Get it here.

17. This guitar stand ($12) that's fully metal and adjusts to accommodate most guitar shapes.

It also folds flat and looks sharp too.Get it here.
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It also folds flat and looks sharp too.

Get it here.

18. This vacuum insulated tumbler ($20) that can hold ice for up to 24 hours without melting.

Seems pretty cool.Get it here.
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Seems pretty cool.

Get it here.

19. This grooming glove ($9) that gives your pet a massage and cleans all the loose hair off of them.

Cleaning up loose hair has always been my pet peeve.

Get it here.

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