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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

A crazy salad bowl, Tetris leggings, and the strongest coffee in the world: how far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!


1. This magnetic spot scrubber ($7) that lets you clean hard to reach places.

2. These bag handles ($10) that will let you easily make one trip grocery runs.

3. This faucet extender ($10) for when you just need the water to go a tad further.

4. These stackable storage jars ($8) that lock together into a single column.

Quite jarring.

Get it here.

5. This mesh bag ($4) that helps you wash & dry your sneakers.

Save your soles!

Get it here.

6. This double dish ($15) that stores your eaten edamame/pistachio shells.

7. This salad bowl ($25) that has serving forks integrated into it.

Lettuce reflect on how clever this design is.

Get it here.

8. This stove top espresso maker ($27) that every family in Italy seems to own.

9. This bottle with a fruit infuser ($13) that will make your plain water tastier!

10. This flexible, low profile flask ($8) that will let you get low key drunk.

11. This ultra strong coffee ($13) that claims to have the most caffeine per capsule.

More caffeine? Just brew-tiful.

Get it here.

You can also just buy it in 1lb bags here ($19).

12. This marker set ($17) that has a slick roll-up pencil case attached.

13. This rubber tap ($9) that turns your sink into a water fountain.

14. This hand mirror ($7) that lets you easily see what's behind you while on a bike.

15. This NASA shirt ($15) that will make you look out of this world.

16. This camera lens thermos ($28) that combines coffee and photography in a lovely way.

So you can take some hot shots.

Get it here.

17. These Tetris leggings ($18) for that block party you're going to.

That's it for this week! Can't get enough of my puns or oddly selected products? Check out last week's edition!

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