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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This hoodie travel pillow that will make your nap look casual.

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I've always had a soft spot for hoodies.

Price: $20

2. This clip-on wine hook so your glass never has to touch the peasant ground.

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No more wine-ing over spilled wine.

Price: $9

3. This adhesive credit card wallet so you only have to carry one thing.

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But it won't help you charge your phone.

Price: $8

4. These cabinet locks that will only open with magnetic key.

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It'll be a key asset of any home.

Price: $22

5. This weighted eye pillow that snaps onto your pillow.

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Eyebrows-ed across this and thought of this post.

Price: $30

6. This pizza pillow that's full of microbeads.

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For that slice of life feel.

Price: $28

7. This ice cream scoop that lets you stack your flavors.

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Perfect for any journalist looking for that sweet scoop.

Price: $21

8. This full-face cat shirt to wear at Very Important Weddings.

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It'll have you feline great!

Price: $19

9. These LED hair barrettes to fancy up that rave outfit.

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I know it's cool and flashy, but don't let it get to your head.

Price: $12

10. This photo tree wall decal so you can show how much your family has grown.

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I personally would just have them leaf me out of it.

Price: $19

11. This tiny drone that is the smallest in the world.

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It's so cool you may drone on about it at work.

Price: $27

12. This desk storage caddy that has a tiny compartment at the bottom.

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So you desk won't look so desk-titute.

Price: $30

13. This mini whiteboard note book that you can easily erase.

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This is not all it's chalked up to be. Because it's dry-erase.

Price: $25

14. This butter holder that slices perfect squares for your toast.

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No more churning with anger over cold butter.

Price: $14

15. This compact can-opener that can be used by left and right-handed people.

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Now you can even.

Price: $10

16. This nutcracker that uses a spring to destroy your nuts.

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Get crackin'!

Price: $14

17. These double-walled stainless steel mugs that come with a stand holder.

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Muggers love it!

Price: $40

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