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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes!
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This weightlifting toothpick dispenser ($6) that probably won't win any medals at the Olympics.
2. This anti-gravity phone case ($35) that can stick to nearly any flat surface.
3. This thin tablet ($20) you can write on and then erase with a touch of a button.
4. These sneaky bottle caps ($4) that make your water bottle look like it's factory-sealed.
5. This Totoro wall hanger ($24) that's both cute and functional.
6. This peel-and-stick chalkboard sticker ($6) that you can write on.
7. This cube extension cord ($30) that comes with a remote to power it off and on.
8. This hedgehog toothbrush holder ($4) that's fucking adorable.
9. This customizable marquee light box ($40) that keeps others posted.
10. This silicone lamp ($7) that turns your phone's flash into a night-light.
11. This card game ($25) that will slowly reveal your terrible secrets to friends.
12. This DIY music box kit ($18) to keep your life in tune.
13. This slim pen ($4) that is thin enough to comfortably stay inside your notebook.
14. This double-walled tea pot ($29) that has a removable strainer for a spout.
15. These ear hooks ($5) that hide behind your ears and keep your glasses from slipping.
16. This desk lamp/planter combo ($27) that's powered by USB.
17. These Scrabble lights ($21) to get your words all strung up.
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