Shopping·Posted on Aug 9, 201725 Amazing Books You'll Want To Buy Just For The TitleFrom learning how to survive garden gnome attacks, to proper methods for beating your meat — there's a book out there for everyone.by Jeff BarronBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Andrew Richard / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about the books they've seen that they can't help but pick up and flip through. Here are some of their discoveries: 1. How Not to be a Dick—an etiquette guide that teaches one of the most important rules of life. amazon.com Submitted by skylars4dd51512e.Get it on Amazon: $9.82 for paperback. 2. Amish Vampires in Space—a novel thatshows how there are no limits to the human imagination. amazon.com "Amish Vampires in Space, and its sequel Amish Zombies from Space." —r44ac4d45bGet it on Amazon: $4.99 for Kindle, $17.99 for paperback, and $21.83 for audiobook. 3. Maybe Your Leg Will Grow Back!: Looking on the Bright Side with Baby Animals—a 96-page wonder to help you find the bright side of terrible situations. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $9.36 for paperback, and $6.49 for Kindle. 4. The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America—a field guide to help intrepid explorers understand the difference between Lucky's and Lunardi's. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $16.55 for paperback. 5. I Love Dick—a gripping story of a filmmaker's pursuit of love. amazon.com Submitted by saraw19.Get it on Amazon: $44.07 for hardcover, $7.67 for paperback, and $10.73 for an audio CD. 6. Thug Kitchen—a hardcore cookbook that'll instill the chef-y knowledge you need. amazon.com "Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook: Eat Like You Give a F*ck. We actually bought this cookbook because of the title and cover, but when we got home, we realized it was all plant-based recipes! Now our diet has started to change because it is fun to read and cook from!" —brianm43e42f25dGet it on Amazon: $15.85 for hardcover, and $9.99 for Kindle. 7. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack—a survival guide sure to aid you in the event of some verdant violence. amazon.com "I'm seriously planning on buying it." —epicurist1205Get it on Amazon: $7.70 for hardcover, and $9.99 for Kindle. 8. They Both Die at the End—the sad story of two strangers looking to make one last adventure. amazon.com Submitted by epicurist1205.Get it on Amazon: $12.32 for hardcover, $21.95 for audiobook, $39.99 for an audio CD, and $9.99 for Kindle. 9. You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News—a shocking title filled with facts that they won't teach you in school. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty. Get it on Amazon: $12.48 for paperback, $67.83 for audio CD, $23.95 for audiobook, and $10.99 on Kindle. 10. I'd Really Like To Eat A Child—a children's book about the world of crocodiles and their struggles. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $18.35 for library binding, and $4.82 for paperback. 11. Tell the Wolves I'm Home—a moving love story where two lonely people become the unlikeliest of friends. amazon.com Submitted by 19webbe.Get it on Amazon: $12.39 for paperback, $28.20 for library binding, $11.95 for audio book, $23.88 for MP3 CD, and $11.99 for Kindle. 12. My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness—a candid tell-all disclosing a young woman's struggles with depression and sexuality. amazon.com Submitted by reycanenu.Get it on Amazon: $9.38 for paperback, and $8.91 for Kindle. 13. How to Fall in Love with Anyone—an insightful memoir describing how love really works. amazon.com Submitted by justicec467a7eddc.Get it on Amazon: $15.18 for hardcover, $15.95 for audiobook, and $13.99 for Kindle. 14. The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck—a "practical parody" (of Marie Kondo's book) that explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations and shame. amazon.com Submitted by arteenafshar.Get it on Amazon: $11.55 for hardcover, $19.95 for audiobook, and $11.99 for Kindle. 15. How to Be Black—an audacious essay offering practical advice on complex racial issues. amazon.com "Baratunde Thurston's book How To Be Black is a thoughtful analysis of black life, stereotypes, and race relations in the United States. And it's fun to pull out of a bag." —heinrichgabrielfGet it on Amazon: $15.93 for hardcover, $8.81 for paperback, $19.95 for audiobook, and $9.49 for Kindle. 16. Games You Can Play with Your Pussy—a humorous take on cat ownership that packs in the double entendres with every page turn. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $9.43 for paperback. 17. My Glory Was I Had Such Friends—a moving memoir that covers the power of friendship and the human spirit. amazon.com "It sounds incredible just based on the title alone!" —juliaallisonframptonGet it on Amazon: $18.05 for hardcover, $24.95 for audiobook, $30.45 for audio CD, and $12.99 for Kindle. 18. Diseases Caused by Masturbation—a dastardly dissertation on the terrible things people in the 1760s thought touchy-feely acts would wreak upon our bodies. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $8.99 for paperback, and $1.99 for Kindle. 19. Kanye West Owes Me $300—a bizarre biography following the story of one man trying to crack the rap game. amazon.com Submitted by christianp43737db93.Get it on Amazon: $14.48 for hardcover, $11 for paperback, $17.95 for audiobook and $11.99 for Kindle. 20. K is for Knifeball—a children's book to playfully teache kids some common sense. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $8.14 for hardcover, and $5.99 for Kindle. 21. We Are Never Meeting in Real Life—a hilarious collection of essays on dealing with everyday adult issues. amazon.com "When my friend Tashween texted me and said she bought a book I had to read called We Are Never Meeting in Real Life, I was immediately sold." —Elizabeth LillyGet it on Amazon: $23.95 for audiobook, $10.97 for paperback, and $11.99 for Kindle. 22. How to Make Out—a fictional account of a 16-year-old student who starts a blog to answer all of life's questions. amazon.com "It's a fantastic read!" —LindsayLHessGet it on Amazon: $11.06 for hardcover, and $10.51 for Kindle. 23. 50 Ways to Eat Cock—a not-so-subtle cookbook to regale you with all of the best ways to beat your favorite meat. amazon.com Submitted by fredzesty.Get it on Amazon: $13.46 for paperback, $2.99 for Kindle, and free on Kindle Unlimited. 24. One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter—a treasury of honest essays (by a BuzzFeed writer) that'll give you some insight into Indian culture, dealings with internet trolls, and navigating life as a child of immigrants. amazon.com Submitted by haleysvetlanav.Get it on Amazon: $15.95 for audiobook, $10.81 for paperback, and $9.99 for Kindle. 25. The Pop-up Book of Sex—a lovely pop-up book that nearly every guest will find irresistible. amazon.com "I mean, if you see a book like this sitting on the coffee table, OF COURSE you're going to pick it up and look. It's a work of art." —Jeff BarronGet it on Amazon: $78.66 for hardcover. Shhhhhh...now it's time to get cracking on these. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Adventure Time / Frederator Studios / Cartoon Network Make sure to follow the BuzzFeed Community on Facebook and Twitter for your chance to be featured in similar BuzzFeed posts! Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.