Smackdown: Aw, Just Let Her Have a Barbie

I used to be on the other side of this Smackdown. Bimbo Barbie wasn't prancing into my house, no way, no how. Then came Christmas. And Santa at the firehouse. And kindly volunteers in the ladies auxiliary who put a lot of time and effort into being good neighbors and buying goodies for all the little kiddies in my neighborhood. Damn them.