word is out that a “Pole Dance” doll made specifically for kids is out on the market just waiting to be wrapped up and dropped under the Christmas tree . . . in a bordello.
The girl shockingly is wearing a significant amount of clothing - posing the legitimate (albeit unlikely) chance that this could be a case of marketing gone wrong. She could really just be a little girl dancing in a circle a la the ballerina on top of your old music box.
OK, probably not, but it would make us feel better.