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Which Fallout 3 Character Are You?

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  1. You make a left around a boulder and run into a giant radscorpion! What do you do?

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    Ooo! How interesting! Just a bit closer and I can try to snag some of its venom.
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    THREAT DETECTED. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE: ZERO PERCENT.
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    This reminds me of one my many adventures with Honey, my beloved childhood dog.
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    Aggh! Don't hurt me!
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    Pfft, that's ridiculous. As if I'd ever go outside in the first place.
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    Some laser beams here, a few exploded limbs there. You know, business as usual.
  2. You meet a poor, wounded traveler begging for purified water. What do you do?

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    You ready for some bad news? Well too bad, 'cause I'm gonna give it anyway.
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    No one ever said life was easy, kid. I suggest you find some shade before the sun hits its midday peak.
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    Oh you poor thing! Of course I'll give you some water. You don't mind if I dissolve a few experimental chem capsules inside it as well, do you?
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    In my America, every patriot would be entitled to clean, purified water at a reasonable discount based on your tax bracket!
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    Wow, you look almost as bad as I do. Almost.
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    DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM.
  3. You discover the secret lab of a scientist with questionable morals. Do you leave her alone with her research, or try to stop her before she hurts somebody?

    Bethesda Softworks
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    I'm gettin' out of here before she decides to make me her lab rat!
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    THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE.
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    Holding herself up in some bunker instead of risking her neck out in the wastelands? Makes perfect sense to me. Good luck, friend.
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    Oh boy oh boy I wonder if she's looking for a research assistant! Or, even better: if she ever leaves her lab notes open on the consule when she exits the room!
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    Ha! You call THAT a lab? It ain't the equipment that makes the scientist, okay? Not that I wouldn't mind any extra sensor modules you can spare...
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    No, no, dear child. You needn't shy away from your community any longer. Together, we can form a new future, each of us in our proper places.
  4. Your buddy's been hit in the stomach with a plasma shot. He looks up at you and asks if he's gonna make it. What do you do?

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    I tell him the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.
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    I tell him to take a look at the wound himself, because anyone with half a brain could see that he's going to bleed out within two minutes.
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    A necessary casualty, I'm afraid, on the path to greatness. I'll tell his family how he gave his life for the good of the nation.
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    Man, that doesn't look so good. Oh well! Better him than me.
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    ALLY SYSTEMS BELOW NOMINAL. HE DIES SO THAT DEMOCRACY MAY LIVE.
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    Oh no! Hold still, will ya? Let me just try to get this patch on here...jeez, you're a bleeder, huh? Hey, can I bottle a couple millimeters of this fluid? Thanks so much.
  5. You risk your neck escaping Vault 101 to look for your missing father. Where is the first place you search in this godforsaken wasteland?

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    I look into your hearts, dear America, whenever I need to find something lost.
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    My dad got fried a couple centuries ago, and I'd kindly ask you NOT to bring up such painful memories.
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    ANCHORAGE, ALASKA.
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    I guess I'd want to find the nearest settlement and establish a healthy line of credit, first. Maybe trade for a weapon or two. Oo, and maybe they'll have a library I can visit!
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    I'd make my way over to the boys and girls of the Brotherhood of Steel and see what they know.
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    Every man for himself, that's what I always say. I'm finding my way back into the safety of a hole one way or another.
  6. An obscenely wealthy man from the Commonwealth offers you bucketloads of caps if you can track down his missing android. What do you do?

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    Android?! What android?! What are you talking about?! I never met an android in my life. That's insane. Even though I AM the only person around here capable of handling its complex circuity...
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    Listen up, everyone. Word has it that one missing android is wandering the wastelands, having escaped the mysterious Institute in that hoity-toity Commonwealth. If you see him...er, or her...er, or it, let me know!
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    HUMANOID DETECTED. COMPOSITION: ALUMINUM ALLOY, SYNTHETIC FLESH, ROBOBRAIN. THREAT LEVEL: NONEXISTANT.
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    How strong an android are we talking about? And how many caps are we talking about? And thanks again for not pulling your gun out on me. I really appreciate it.
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    Even now, as I speak, a mad robot roams these lands, reeking havoc on innocent Americans like you or I. Well I say the time for these attacks to stop is now, dear friends.
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    You don't say! Well, I'd sure like to take a look at something like that. You'd need some sweet tech to put together anything better than the buckets of bolts we have around here. No offense, Deputy Weld.
  7. You come across a sweet little settlement in the middle of nowhere that just happens to have a live nuke sitting smack-dab in the town center. Do you help disarm the bomb, or set it off from a safe distance?

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    Ohhh no, not again. Once was plenty for me.
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    Hm...well, the effects would be fascinating to note, but I think I'd rather keep everything unexploded.
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    A live warhead? Are you mad? I'm staying as far away from that thing as I possibly can. Good luck living next to a literal ticking time bomb!
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    Looks like some lone wanderer has to take it upon himself to deactivate the bomb in Megaton. Alright, kiddies: if you see me out there, fighting the good fight with red and blue wires, make sure to give me a pat on the back. Or at least some RadAway.
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    INITIATING MISSLE SHUTDOWN PER EMERGENCY PROTOCOL.
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    That's right, America: the war is not yet over. The so-called "Brotherhood of Steel" has done nothing to protect you, even going so far as to ignore the atomic weapon casting a panicked shadow across the citizens of Megaton.
 
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