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    15 Pieces Of Sushi That Are A Sin Against Nature

    Not everything has to be made into sushi, people.

    1. For the third-grader you really really hate.

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    2. Do rabbits love sushi? No? Cool, then don't make this.

    3. That must be fun to pick up with chopsticks.

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    4. Finally, entire sausages strapped onto sushi rice. FINALLY.

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    5. This is Pop-Tart sushi. And yes, human beings made it, not some confused alien chef who doesn't know any better.

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    6. Hey, nope.

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    7. Mmm nope please stop.

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    8. Hey maybe don't eat this.

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    9. You know, you can eat fruit in sushi form, but you can also not do that.

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    10. You realize that this is just fruit on rice, right?

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    11. This is very pretty, but also please stop doing this.

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    12. Did the Jolly Green Giant just sneeze onto a bunch of rice?

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    13. OK, so technically you CAN smash dry, tasteless carrots into sushi form, but WHY would you?

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    14. that chili?

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    15. Done.

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