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Are You A Seagull Or A Goose?

Let's find out which horrible, smelly bird embodies your soul.

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  1. 1. What's your favorite thing to peck?

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    Beach scraps.
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    Beach scraps.
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    Gross lake algae and grass.
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    Gross lake algae and grass.
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    Mice.
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    Mice.
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  2. 2. What really ruffles your feathers?

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    Ducks swimming around your pond like they own the place.
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    Ducks swimming around your pond like they own the place.
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    Pelicans. They're such bullies.
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    Pelicans. They're such bullies.
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    Nothing. I am unflappable.
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    Nothing. I am unflappable.
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  3. 3. When was the last time you attacked a human?

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    Yesterday, just because I felt like it.
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    Yesterday, just because I felt like it.
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    Never. Humans are of no interest to me.
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    Never. Humans are of no interest to me.
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    I am attacking a human right now as I take this quiz.
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    I am attacking a human right now as I take this quiz.
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  4. 4. What's your favorite cartoon to watch through the window of some human's home?

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    Um, Winnie the Pooh, obviously?
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    Um, Winnie the Pooh, obviously?
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    Um, Finding Nemo, obviously?
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    Um, Finding Nemo, obviously?
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    Um, Balto, obviously?
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    Um, Balto, obviously?
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  5. 5. What's your favorite place to visit?

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    Canada.
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    Canada.
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    The shore.
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    The shore.
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    The top branch of some dark, foreboding tree.
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    The top branch of some dark, foreboding tree.
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  6. 6. How many times a day do you screech horribly?

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    30-40
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    30-40
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    70-90
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    70-90
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    My sounds have evolved beyond screeching.
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    My sounds have evolved beyond screeching.
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  7. 7. How badly do you stink?

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    Very little.
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    Very little.
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    Oh man, so much.
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    Oh man, so much.
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    An impossible amount.
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    An impossible amount.
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