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Jonah's Common Sense Quiz

I have decided that I only want to have smart friends, so I have created this common sense quiz to test your intelligence.

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  1. There are two boxers, one is wearing blue trunks, and the other is wearing red trunks. Which boxer has the higher probability to win the fight?

    The Boxer in blue
    The Boxer in red
  2. Coke or Pepsi?

    Coke
    Pepsi
  3. Do angels walk this Earth?

    Yes
    No
  4. Which of these letters is the grossest?

    Z
    L
    R
    Q
  5. Can witches be rehabilitated?

    Yes, with magic
    Yes, with therapy
    No, they can never alter their evil ways
    No, because they don't exist
  6. What do you call a flying horse?

    A Pegasus
    Faker Horse
    A mysteriousness
    A winged beast
  7. You walk into a strangers home. No one is home and there are four apples on the kitchen table. How many apples do you take?

    None
    One
    Two
    Three
    Four
  8. 2(a-3) +4b -2(a -b -3) +5

    1b + 1a
    6b + 5
    -1a
    -5a + 1b
  9. What even is a French Hen?

    The slang term for a child born to an Armenian parent and a German parent
    A pheasant
    An infertile roster
    A female chicken that is from France
  10. Can humanity end racism, or is it a flaw in our society that we will never overcome?

    Yes
    No
    Maybe so
  11. What's the best name for a race horse?

    Apples
    Speedy McGee
    War Horse
    Quandary
  12. Should Orpheus have turned around?

    Yes
    No
    It wasn't up to him, fate conquers all
    Whose to say
  13. What is the most erotic sounds shape?

    Trapezoid
    Rectangle
    Oval
    Square
  14. Does true love exist?

    Yes
    No
  15. Two eight year old twin girls each get a different pet as a Christmas gift. One girl gets a kitten and the other gets a puppy. Which girl is more likely to experiment with recreational drugs first?

    The girl who got the kitten
    The girl who got the puppy
  16. Which of these Horses fits the term "Faker Horse" the best?

    Zebra
    Pegagus
    Shetland Pony
    Missouri Fox Trotter
  17. Which race produces the most sociopaths?

    Whites
    Blacks
    Asain
    None of the above
  18. Which of these fish do you NOT want to fuck with?

    Oranda Goldfish
    Whitemargin Stargazer
    South Pacific Spearstriker
    Tigerfish
  19. At what age does an owl hit it's peak?

    12
    2
    9
    36
  20. A masked man comes up to you on the street, he is armed, he is stern, and he demands you to give him your money. How do you respond?

    You give him your money
    You tell him to go ahead and shoot you. Your pride is more important than this schmuck.
    Kick em
    Run
  21. Have you ever been to the St. Louis Zoo?

    Yes
    No
  22. Should you treat a step parent with the same respect as a biological parent?

    Yes
    No
    Hell No!
    Hell No Brother!!!
  23. Which of these professions is the most important to society?

    Doctor
    House Builder
    Artist
    Defender
  24. What does a dream about the ocean mean?

    New opportunities are coming your way
    You are about to overwhelmed with work related stress
    Dreams aren't real
    Your eldest child will die soon
  25. Will wearing a flag with a confederate flag on it make you look "wicked cool" or like "a total tool?"

    Wicked cool
    Total tool

Jonah's Common Sense Quiz

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