"I’ve never actually read a book in my life."
"I just did a line of coke in the bathroom."
"Are you going to eat all of that?"
"Oh, I actually still live at home."
"Mind if we stop by the cemetery real quick? I have to drop something off on my dads grave."
"Can you order me a Malibu Bay Breeze?"
"Is the shaved head a look? Or are you going through chemo?"
"You look different in person."
"I forgot my wallet. Can ya spot me?"
"Want to skip dessert and head to my place?"
"Really? It doesn't look like you have a gym membership."
"I quit my job on Wall street. My biggest passion is club promotion."
"Wanna fool around in the bathroom?"
"Do you know how fattening macaroni and cheese is?"
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
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