1. Hugh Jackman
couldn’t even tell you what “Australia” was about
2. Chris Hemsworth
i would be lying if i said i didn’t mistype “chris” with “christ”
3. Christian Bale
well there was a “t” in there anyway
4. Sean Connery
when men had body hair and small bathing suits
5. Charlie Hunnam
bottle of booze is added bonus
6. Adam Levine
oh, to be that microphone
i have nothing remotely appropriate to say
8. Ryan Lotche
you beautiful, confused man
9. Joe Manganiello
i had zero trouble finding a shirtless picture of you. thank you.
10. Cameron Diaz
what a dime
11. Eric Dane
i’d be smiling too if i were that bowl
12. Daniel Craig
maybe the suit is just a james bond thing
13. Alexander Skarsgård
may have watched an episode or two of “True Blood” in my day
14. Paul Walker
i miss you
15. Heath Ledger
while i’m at it…
16. Seann William Scott
even if you’re a little misguided as to how to spell your name
17. Gerard Butler
making hair-vests trendy again
18. And Hugh Jackman
again. sorry. i love you.
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