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Mom Says The Darndest Things

What zany wisdom has your mom shared with you?

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Everything is not the mother’s fault…it’s the grandmother’s fault

Don’t argue with your mother she has stuff to blackmail you with

The older you get the more important your poop becomes so pay attention

If you want to get rid of a guy who is bothering you talk about your period

It doesn’t matter what you do somebody is always going to want to poop in your Cheerios

Sugar is part of the major food groups and probably the most important one

I know our family is insane, but hey you should have some great source material

You’re not crazy, you’re just artistic

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