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    The Best, Most Absurdly Hilarious Lines From Lonely Island Songs

    It's not just about a d**k in a box.

    1. "You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're droppin' Hamiltons."

    2. ***SPOILER*** "When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 'Sixth Sense' I jizzed in my pants."

    3. "Never thought I'd be on a boat, it's a big, blue watery road."

    4. "You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs, and pull out all your teeth so you can't bite your tongue."

    5. "I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her, cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure."

    6. "Hey, no homo, but today I'm coming out the closet"

    7. Just this:

    8. "Happy Birthday to the GROUND"

    9. "This is the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day. They'll have to rename this one All Up Under The Covers Day."

    10. "It's not gay when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle there's some leeway."

    THE END