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The Best, Most Absurdly Hilarious Lines From Lonely Island Songs

It's not just about a d**k in a box.

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2. ***SPOILER*** "When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 'Sixth Sense' I jizzed in my pants."

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From: "Jizz In My Pants"

The escalation of absurd things that make Lonely Island jizz in their pants leads perfectly up to this moment.

5. "I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her, cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure."

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From: "I Just Had Sex"

Ah, romance, thy name is frankly-admitting-just-how-desperate-you-are-for-sex.

9. "This is the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day. They'll have to rename this one All Up Under The Covers Day."

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From: "Motherlover"

So wrong. So, so wrong. And not so-wrong-it's-right, but so-wrong-it's-hilarious-and-I-feel-gross-now.

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