The Best, Most Absurdly Hilarious Lines From Lonely Island Songs

It's not just about a d**k in a box.

1. "You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're droppin' Hamiltons."

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From: "Lazy Sunday"

A history lesson within a rap? #winner

2. ***SPOILER*** "When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 'Sixth Sense' I jizzed in my pants."

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From: "Jizz In My Pants"

The escalation of absurd things that make Lonely Island jizz in their pants leads perfectly up to this moment.

3. "Never thought I'd be on a boat, it's a big, blue watery road."

From: "I'm On A Boat"

The beauty of this line is its simplicity.

4. "You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs, and pull out all your teeth so you can't bite your tongue."

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From: "YOLO"

Well, that escalated quickly.

5. "I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her, cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure."

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From: "I Just Had Sex"

Ah, romance, thy name is frankly-admitting-just-how-desperate-you-are-for-sex.

6. "Hey, no homo, but today I'm coming out the closet"

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From: "No Homo"

This entire song is a glorious subversion of the Bro Motto (Brotto?) and everyone should listen to it.

7. Just this:

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From: "Boombox"

Fingerless gloves are serious(ly funny) business.

8. "Happy Birthday to the GROUND"

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From: "Threw It On the Ground"

Classic.

9. "This is the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day. They'll have to rename this one All Up Under The Covers Day."

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From: "Motherlover"

So wrong. So, so wrong. And not so-wrong-it's-right, but so-wrong-it's-hilarious-and-I-feel-gross-now.

10. "It's not gay when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle there's some leeway."

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From: "3-Way (The Golden Rule)"

What other rules do you need to live by?

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