1. Girl, your breasts must be made of sand because I want to burry my head in them
2. you’re so beautiful, you made my head spin 360
3. I lost my teddy bear, can I stay at your place tonight?
4. You’re bacon me crazy!!
5. I bet you’d look good lion on my bed
6. boy, you got me feline fiiiine
7. I’m just out to crab some ass
8. Hey there sweetness, looking for a good time?
9. So…come here often?
10. You must be a beaver girl because daaaaaaaamn.
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