Girl, your breasts must be made of sand because I want to burry my head in them
you're so beautiful, you made my head spin 360
I lost my teddy bear, can I stay at your place tonight?
You're bacon me crazy!!
I bet you'd look good lion on my bed
boy, you got me feline fiiiine
I'm just out to crab some ass
Hey there sweetness, looking for a good time?
So...come here often?
You must be a beaver girl because daaaaaaaamn.
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