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What Kind Of Pooper Are You?

Everyone does it butt not everyone does it the same. Want to learn more about poop?

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  1. Why do you likely have to poop in the first place?

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    I just had coffee.
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    I tried to talk to my crush.
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    I ate Chipotle.
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    Because I always have to poop at 7:30am.
  2. What is your favorite alternative word for feces?

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    Doodie
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    Sh*t
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    Number 2
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    Crap
  3. What excuse do you use when you need to poop?

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    "I need to make a phone call."
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    "I need to check on something."
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    "I need to use the bathroom."
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    "Yeah... I gotta take a shit, hold on."
  4. The worst thing about public pooping is:

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    The sound.
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    The idea that everyone knows you, too, poop.
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    The smell.
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    When someone doesn't want to come look at your poop afterwards.
  5. Do you fold, crumple or roll?

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    Crumple
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    Fold
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    Ehh... neither?
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    Roll
  6. Which bathroom looks the most appealing?

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    This one.
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    This is pretty cool!
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    I'll take it.
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    I love this one!
  7. What do you do while on the can?

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    Read a magazine/my iPhone
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    Focus on the task at hand.
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    Try to not break my squat stance.
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    I've been known to eat, drink, brush my teeth, etc, etc.
  8. How do you like to cover-up the sound of your poop?

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    With the water faucet
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    Playing music in the bathroom
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    Talking over the noise
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    Why would I do ANY of those things?
  9. Which one of these has/would totally happen to you?

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    Straight up sh*tting your pants.
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    Clogging in the toilet at a one-bathroom party.
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    Pooping in your purse.... and tweeting about it.
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    ALL OF THESE.
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