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Everyone does it butt not everyone does it the same. Want to learn more about poop?

What Kind Of Pooper Are You?

Why do you likely have to poop in the first place?

What is your favorite alternative word for feces?

What excuse do you use when you need to poop?

The worst thing about public pooping is:

Do you fold, crumple or roll?

Which bathroom looks the most appealing?

What do you do while on the can?

How do you like to cover-up the sound of your poop?

Which one of these has/would totally happen to you?

Congrats! You're the nice guy who wants to poop last. Literally. You're a master at waiting for the other person to relieve their business, so you can RIP—relieve in peace. Everyone in the office thinks you're nice but wishes you would stop asking how their weekend was—you both know you don't care. But hey, you are a people pleaser, and that's why nearly everyone who comes across you thinks you're an OK guy or gal! :)

Marshall Eriksen aka A Whippy Pooper

Your opinions and personality are a lot like your pooping style: loud, noticeable, you can't hold it in. You're not one to pretend sh\*t doesn't stink when it does, and won't be anything than 100% you! Which is why you aren't shy when it comes to taking a dump—it's natural and everyone does it. Even Beyonce.

Megan from BRIDESMAIDS aka A Straight Sh\*tter

Like her (watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY) you are sassy and classy. Your pooping is like your favorite LBD: mostly left to the imagination. You likely spray this product before dropping a deuce and go about your business like nothing ever happened. After all, you are a lady! And as the video jokes, girls don't poop.

The Poo~Pourri Girl aka A Girlie Pooper

You're the uncle we all hope we never have at our Thanksgiving dinner. You ask people to pull your finger, and you gift everyone with Whoopie cushions for Christmas. From everyone you love, stop.

Angie from Baby Mama aka The Worst Kind of Pooper

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