1. Big Trouble In Little China
Why not revisit old Jack Burton and the gang? The perfect new Jack Burton? Kellan Lutz. Gracie Law? Margot Robbie. David Lo-Pan? Randall Park
2. The Monster Squad
Because watching a few elementary school kids whoop on classic movie monsters can never not be cool. Someone call Ty Simpkins' agent and let's get this ball rolling!!
3. The Lost Boys
Tough to top the original, but with the technology of 2015 and casting One Direction as the Lost Boys that all die at the end? You've got cinematic gold on your hands.
4. Legend
Cast Logan Lerman as Jack, Emmy Rossum as Lili and Christoph Waltz as Darkness, now we've got ourselves a film that even Wendy Williams can't hate on.
5. Ghost
Long live Patrick Swayze, but an update to this classic starring Chris Hemsworth and Emilia "Khalessi" Clarke would secure several "date night" ticket sales.
6. Trading Places
Take Kevin Hart, pair him with Jason Sudeikis, sit back, laugh your ass off. Eddie Murphy may or may not agree with this.
7. The Running Man
This movie was jam packed with testosterone both figuratively and literally. Let's not change a great thing. Someone pay The Rock's abnormal fee, grab some top UFC fighters and WWE wrestlers and let's make a film that makes us want to hit the gym after we see it!!
8. Vertigo
A re-imagination of the Alfred Hitchcock's 1958 classic starring Bradley Cooper as Detective John "Scottie" Ferguson could get him another Oscar Nom. Somehow Michael Moore will find a problem with this film.
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