Reservoir Dogs or Seven

My boyfriend bolted up grabbed my arm and screamed “THE TRAFFIC!!” Another time he hummed for 15 minutes straight. When I asked why he said that he was “trying to light up the triangles” Ambien is a hell of a drug

I once forgot that a baby horse was called a colt. I saw one a yelled “awe look at that horse-let” like a piglet but in horse form… Wtf?

I cried because Michael Keaton didn’t win the Oscar… For 2 hours

I have scary dancer feet, you’d know it was a foot.

Exactly what I said!!!

I had a dream I was doing Seth Macfarlane and instead of normal sex noises he just kept doing the Peter Griffin laugh… No more Family Guy before bed

Not even close… I love me some Seth Macfarlane.

Tried 50 times and no Ray or even the “female” version which is Rae. I thought my middle name was fairly common

Fargo

Exactly what I was thinking lol

People assume because I’m from Florida that I am uncultured, uneducated and crazy. We are not all bible thumping, cousin humping, right wing, clan members. Sure there are people like that out there but they don’t represent the vast majority of the south.

Amanda Palmer, Nine Inch Nails and Puscifer

She always looks sweaty and drunk to me…

What about Eddie Izzard?!

I’d like to see Daryl become a nudist… just sayin’

Where are the bathrooms?!

Is #13 wearing sandals?!

You forgot that Glenn Hetrick is the sexiest man on tv. Love him, even though he’s kind of a jerk lol

The racist comments came from a fake Sharon Needles facebook account, not from her at all. Love this queen! Fierce song!

The woman behind him is actually a drag queen. Epic win!

My unusual celebrity crushes will always be Eddie Izzard (sexy English transvestite) and Jack White (that wonderfully pale musical genius)

Eddie Izzard, Glen Hetrick and Tommy Helm

I love them all!!!