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25 Signs From "The Simpsons" That Are Too Punny For Their Own Good

"Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop."

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1. This condescending plumber's van:

From: “Homer the Great,” Season 6
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From: “Homer the Great,” Season 6

2. This classy place to stay the night:

From: “The Cartridge Family,” Season 9
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From: “The Cartridge Family,” Season 9

3. This passive-aggressive trespassing sign:

From: “Gone Maggie Gone,” Season 20
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From: “Gone Maggie Gone,” Season 20

4. This store that definitely isn't a Wal-Mart:

From: "The Fat and the Furriest," Season 15
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From: "The Fat and the Furriest," Season 15

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5. This sign that tells the damn truth:

From: “Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie,” Season 4
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From: “Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie,” Season 4

6. This very literal piercing palace:

From: “Simpson Tide,” Season 9
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From: “Simpson Tide,” Season 9

7. This retirement home that tells it like it is:

From: “Old Money,” Season 2
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From: “Old Money,” Season 2

8. This clever appeal to a very niche market:

From: “Bart of Darkness,” Season 6
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From: “Bart of Darkness,” Season 6

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9. This not-so-subtle surprise:

From: “The Principal and the Pauper,” Season 9
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From: “The Principal and the Pauper,” Season 9

10. This hilarious play on words:

From: “The Cartridge Family,” Season 9
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From: “The Cartridge Family,” Season 9

11. This straightforward air conditioner store:

From: “Lisa’s Sax,” Season 9
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From: “Lisa’s Sax,” Season 9

12. This doctor's office that may have gone a little too far:

From: “Husbands and Knives,” Season 19
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From: “Husbands and Knives,” Season 19

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13. This cringeworthy pun that paints a vivid picture:

From “Selma’s Choice,” Season 4
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From “Selma’s Choice,” Season 4

14. This sign that gets more and more terrifying:

From: “The Springfield Files,” Season 8
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From: “The Springfield Files,” Season 8

15. This cautionary reminder for overzealous parents:

From: “The Boys of Bummer,” Season 18
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From: “The Boys of Bummer,” Season 18

16. This trustworthy guarantee:

From: “Homer the Whopper,” Season 21
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From: “Homer the Whopper,” Season 21

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17. This extremely polite prison sign:

From: “Realty Bites,” Season 9
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From: “Realty Bites,” Season 9

18. This pun-o-thon of a shop name:

From: "A Milhouse Divided" Season 8
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From: "A Milhouse Divided" Season 8

19. This funeral home that sees the lighter side of death:

From: “Selma’s Choice,” Season 4
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From: “Selma’s Choice,” Season 4

20. This German Waffle Haus:

From: “Homer of Seville,” Season 19
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From: “Homer of Seville,” Season 19

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21. These gems from Springfield's Little Ukraine:

From "The Falcon and the D'ohman," Season 23.
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From "The Falcon and the D'ohman," Season 23.

22. This acronym gone horribly wrong for Krusty's Komedy Klassic:

From: ”Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialacious,” Season 8
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From: ”Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialacious,” Season 8

23. This peace-promoting organization:

From: “Das Bus,” Season 9
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From: “Das Bus,” Season 9

24. This brutally honest description of a yearbook:

From: “Summer of 4 Ft. 2,” Season 7
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From: “Summer of 4 Ft. 2,” Season 7

25. And of course this joke that may have gone over your head the first time:

From: “E-I-E-I-O,” Season 11(Chuck's Suck and Fuck)
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From: “E-I-E-I-O,” Season 11

(Chuck's Suck and Fuck)

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