Buzz·Posted on Mar 5, 201524 Questions Americans Have For The BritishBesides driving on the opposite side of the road.by Javier MorenoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why do you call cookies "biscuits"? View this photo on Instagram Better yet, what do you call America's version of biscuits? View this photo on Instagram 2. Why would you eat something called spotted dick? 3. In fact, why are most of your food names sexual? 4. Why do your judges still wear powdered wigs? 5. Why do you call diapers "nappies"? View this photo on Instagram 6. How many times do you need be reminded to mind the damn gap? 7. Why do you drink tea in literally every situation? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. How on earth do you deal with the weather? 9. Why do you all strip down when you see the slightest bit of sun? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Why do you think Marmite tastes good? 11. Why do you have two taps instead of one? 12. What the hell is the deal with cricket? 13. Why do you lose your accents when you sing? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Speaking of accents, why do you all have SOOO many? 15. How come your headlines are on a whole different level? 16. Why are you all so stoic? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. How many BBC channels do you have? 18. Why do you think men wearing dresses is the epitome of comedy? 19. What do you want to be called? Britain, Great Britain, England, the United Kingdom, or the U.K.? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. How come you're so obsessed with the royal family? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Why do you pluralize "math"? 22. How is this a condiment? 23. Why do you call lines "queues"? Ara-Man @fractalyse So the train's not even here yet and already the queue has begun.... #britishproblems 06:18 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And finally, how come your cursing and slang is so much better than ours? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF