21 Things Servers Are Tired Of Hearing

    It's server not servant.

    Javier Moreno
    by Javier Moreno

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "I don't believe in tipping."

    Bad Hat Harry Productions

    It's not a political ideology, or a religion, it's how servers earn their money.

    2. "Do you mind splitting the bill 13 ways?"

    3. "You don't like your uniform?"

    20th Century Fox

    Between the shirts smelling like meat, name tags, and the oh-so-fashionable non-slip shoes, what's not to like?

    4. "Are you still open?"

    5. "The customers can't be that bad."

    6. "What kind of food do you have here?"

    7. "Do you mind if I substitute (cheap item) for (expensive item)?"

    Miramax Pictures

    I see what you're trying to do, and I do not approve.

    8. "We have coupons."

    Bravo

    Here comes a lousy tip.

    9. "I know the owner."

    Columbia Pictures

    Coincidentally so do I.

    10. "What is your roast beef made out of?"

    Bravo

    My guess is beef.

    11. "Could you make sure that comes out quickly? We're kind of in a hurry."

    12. "Hey you!"

    FX

    I have a name, I said it when you first sat down, and unfortunately it isn't "you."

    13. "I've been waiting for my food for 10 minutes already!"

    NBC

    Waiting 10 minutes on a well-done steak really isn't a long time.

    14. "Why am I getting charged for this?"

    15. "I want to speak to your manager."

    16. "You're still coming to work, right?" (In the midst of an apocalyptic blizzard.)

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    Sure thing boss, right after I dig my car out of the snow.

    17. "You have it made, you get tips and a paycheck."

    18. "Hi, how are you doing tonight?" (Customer immediately says drink order.)

    19. "You don't mind if we stay a while, do you?"

    20. “If you don’t like working there, why don’t you find another job?”

    21. "Being a server must be easy."