Buzz·Posted on Mar 18, 201522 Things People Who Are Chronically Early Will Totally Understand"I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time." Well ahead of time actually.by Javier MorenoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You arrive to movies so early that the theater is almost always empty. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Or sometimes even the previous screening is still showing. 2. You have to fight the temptation to repeatedly text friends when you arrive somewhere before them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC One "Where the hell are you?!" 3. So you end up lying to your chronically late friends so they’ll ACTUALLY show up on time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The CW "Yeah the reservation is for 8."It's actually for 8:30, because you know that's when they are going there anyway. 4. You get to job interviews 45 minutes ahead of time and just sit in the car because you don't want to arrive too early. escapistmagazine.com "I'll just wait here for a little while." 5. You routinely call your boss to tell them you might be late and you show up early anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TV Ashi You: Erin, this is Paula, I might be running about 10 minutes late.Erin: Don't worry about it, just get here safely!You: (Walks in 10 minutes early)Erin: Wait, I thought you were running late?You: Well, I'm here 10 minutes early instead of 15, so I am technically late. 6. You get frustrated with people who take forever to get ready because they can potentially make you late as well. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney "You said you would be ready in five minutes 15 minutes ago." 7. And nothing makes you more anxious than having an S.O. who’s chronically late. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Columbia Pictures Unpunctual doesn't always mean unlovable. 8. When you get to restaurants before everyone else, you act like you're busy on your phone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Columbia Pictures Server: Are you sure this is a party of five?You: Yes, my friends are on their way.(Let me just pretend I'm texting so the server won't totally think I'm here by myself.) 9. And when you're waiting, every minute feels like an eternity. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema Even if it's actually only been three minutes. 10. Then you lie when the rest of your party arrives and asks you, "How long have you been waiting for?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS "Oh, just two minutes." After you've been checking your Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tinder for the past 30 minutes. 11. You set all your clocks and watches ahead on purpose to ensure that your whole life is ahead of schedule. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Plot twist: Work always starts at 9:30 for you. 12. You sometimes annoy people when you say you're coming over because they're not ready for you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney "Damnit, I wasn't expecting people for another 45 minutes." 13. You automatically connect with other people who are as punctual as you are. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Columbia Pictures Friends that arrive together thrive together. 14. Since you're ALWAYS early, you make the people around you more punctual. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon Whether they like it or not. 15. You obsessively map out your routes to ensure you're never late to anything. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Late is never great. 16. You get to places so early that you walk around for a little bit so it makes it seem like when you walked in you just arrived. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Pictures Even though you've already circled the block four times. 17. Stress dreams usually consist of you not showing up somewhere on time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS More like nightmares. 18. You always tell yourself, "If they don’t show up at this time, then I’m leaving." But you never do. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The CW "I swear this is the last time I'm waiting for you." 19. You have a couple of people you call when you're ~waiting around~ for your late friends. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "Hi, Mom.""No, nothing's wrong, I'm just here waiting outside of my hair place." 20. You feel sooo bad when you arrive “on time,” because to you that means you’re tardy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. Pictures 21. And you completely lose your shit when you actually show up to something late. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon "Better late than never" is not OK! 22. Because of course you live and die by the mantra "If you're on time YOU'RE LATE!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney If you're 15 minutes early, you're on time. If you’re on time, you're late. And if you’re actually late, you’re dead.