A new video from Funny or Die features Parks and Rec star Nick Offerman as food expert David Frances, who is questioning healthy school lunch options by showcasing crops on a farm that only grows junk food.
The crops include pizza slices growing on vines...
...and rows of freshly grown sloppy joes.
All irrigated by sugary-sweet cola.
The parody video, created to call attention to the issue of school lunch nutrition, concludes by directing viewers to find out more from the American Heart Association.