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    52 Reasons You Should Never Visit The United States

    Land of the free and home of the BLEH.

    1. A lot of people are under the impression that America is a gorgeous country.

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    Canyon de Chelly, Arizona

    2. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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    Galena, Illinois

    3. The entire nation is devoid of beauty.

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    Hamilton Pool, Texas

    4. Nothing is really scenic.

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    Aricibo, Puerto Rico

    5. And most places aren't even worth looking at.

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    Manzano Mountains, New Mexico

    6. The crudeness starts in New England.

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    Cape Elizabeth, Maine

    7. It's essentially EW-England.

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    The Berkshires, Massachusetts

    8. It offers nothing unique to look at.

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    Gillette Castle State Park, Connecticut

    9. It's just a mush of tired landscapes.

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    Lake Champlain, Vermont

    10. With nothing of worth to offer.

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    Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire

    11. As you move across the country it somehow manages to get worse.

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    Asylum Township, Pennsylvania

    12. It has horrid-looking places like the South.

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    Vacherie, Louisiana

    13. It's a region that is very hard on the eyes.

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    Natural Rock Bridge, Alabama

    14. It totally lacks any history.

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    Claiborne County, Mississippi

    15. And is devoid of charm.

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    Savannah, Georgia

    16. It leaves so much to be desired.

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    Landsford Canal State Park, South Carolina

    17. It's just an ugly mess of swamps and backwoods.

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    Browns, Tennessee

    18. So much MEH.

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    Whitaker Point, Arkansas

    19. Who in their right mind would actually want to go there?

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    Cumberland State Resort Park, Kentucky

    20. Then there is the unsightly Midwest.

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    Old Man's Cave, Ohio

    21. More like MIDWORST!

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    Upper Cataract Falls, Indiana

    22. It's sooo dull-looking.

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    Kettle Moraine State Forest, Wisconsin

    23. Totally featureless.

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    Courthouse and Jailhouse Rock, Nebraska

    24. Every area looks exactly like the one before it.

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    Gove County, Kansas

    25. Nothing but amber waves of plain.

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    Clayton County, Iowa

    26. Even the wildlife is nothing out of the ordinary.

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    Theodore Roosevelt National Park, North Dakota

    27. The country gets worse the farther west you go.

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    Glacier National Park, Montana

    28. It has piss-poor excuses for ponds.

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    Grand Prismatic Spring, Wyoming

    29. Terribly polluted countrysides.

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    San Juan Mountains, Colorado

    30. And is lacking in open space.

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    Sawtooth National Recreation Area, Idaho

    31. The rest of the country is just humdrum landscapes...

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    Bryce Canyon State Park, Utah

    32. ...and painfully mundane countryside.

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    Badlands National Park, South Dakota

    33. Then you have places like California, which is a flat desert wasteland.

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    Glacier Point, California

    34. And farther north, Washington, which isn't much better.

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    Palouse Falls, Washington

    35. If you can, avoid all major cities. They are terrible and bland.

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    New York City, New York

    36. Nothing exciting ever happens here.

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    Las Vegas, Nevada

    37. They're all so grimy and dirty.

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    Washington, D.C.

    38. And there are no monuments or landmarks to speak of.

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    St. Louis, Missouri

    39. Oh, and if you can, stay away from the coasts, they are the ABSOLUTE worst!!!

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    Woodland Beach, Delaware

    40. They are empty and boring...

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    Newport, Rhode Island

    41. ...and totally featureless.

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    Cape Perpetua, Oregon

    42. Nothing on this country's coasts is unique.

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    Holland Island, Maryland

    43. Nope, nothing.

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    Nā Pali Coast State Park , Hawaii

    44. Above all, avoid taking a road trip.

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    Blue Ridge Parkway, North Carolina

    45. Every area looks just like the one before it.

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    Lake Bradford, Florida

    46. It's essentially the United States of Boring.

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    Port Austin, Michigan

    47. No amount of Instagram filters can make this place look good.

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    Maymont Gardens, Virginia

    48. You have places that are equally ugly above ground...

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    Northern Lights, Alaska

    ...as they are below.

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    Mendenhall Valley, Alaska

    49. "America the Beautiful" was a lie!

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    Potomac Highlands, West Virginia

    50. If you're not convinced that United States isn't one of the ugliest countries ever...

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    Paterson, New Jersey

    51. ...then you don't know what revolting is.

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    Degnan, Oklahoma

    52. Avoid America at all costs.

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    Pigeon River Waterfall, Minnesota

    DISGUSTING!

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    Skagit Valley, Washington

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